Everyone I Meet Is a Talentless Fool

After becoming one of the top fighters in the cultivation world, Cui Huai was approached by a thing that called itself a System. “I can teach you how to cultivate. In return, you have to win over the male lead, Sword Venerable Jin Yan.” This was utterly absurd. No one in the entire cultivation world would dare boast that they could teach her to cultivate. “Sword Venerable Jin Yan? If I remember correctly, I killed him with my sword three hundred years ago.” Hearing the terrible news that the male lead had died, the System asked between sobs, “Then what about Immortal Lord Ming Xiao? The male supporting character can take the lead instead.” Cui Huai: Ming Xiao? He died even earlier. I killed him five hundred years ago. * A thousand years too late, it was clear that the plot of this book, The Immortal Venerable Regrets It All, was beyond saving. System: It’s fine. There are always more solutions than problems. Let’s see… The plot of Peak of the Great Dao, a male-audience novel with no romance, has just started, and it happens to be missing a heroine. Go fall in love there. Forced by circumstances to start over from scratch with a new account, Cui Huai said, “I’ll [expletive] your [expletive]…” “Beep!” System: Host’s emotions detected at elevated levels. Uncivil language detected and censored. * Fu Qin grew up in Phoenix Valley and was acknowledged as the strongest in the valley. Every thousand years, a phoenix must undergo rebirth, leaving it with diminished strength for several decades. Rather than pass that time in the safety of the valley, Fu Qin decided to go out and explore. After somehow joining a third-rate sect, Fu Qin crossed swords with his ordinary, low-cultivation junior sister. That night, he shut himself in his room and hurriedly sent a letter to the elders of his clan. “You all said I was one of the strongest people in the world. Were you just humoring me? After my cultivation regressed to the Qi Refining stage, I couldn’t even beat my junior sister, who hasn’t entered the path of cultivation.” * When Cui Huai and Fu Qin started getting a little too close, each of them wondered: How do I tell my senior brother/junior sister that I’m actually a thousand years older than them? This is the story of two old cows who each think they’re taking advantage of a young calf, when really they’re just two old cows chewing on each other. * A few more notes: 1. Winning-over missions are not the main focus of this story, and there will be a twist later. 2. This is not a female-led power fantasy, but the heroine will never fall in love with a man because someone is holding her hostage. 3. The male lead usually can’t beat the heroine, but he’s tough and can take more hits than she can. My new novel, Reborn Without Getting Any Smarter, is now available. Come check it out! Blurb: One moment, Lin Yun was taking measurements in an experimental field. The next, she had transmigrated into a household-intrigue drama. The agricultural college’s top student was fired up and ready to make her mark in the Great Zhou dynasty, crossing time and space to realize her potential. Three days later, Lin Yun died suddenly at home, and the Lin residence was draped in mourning. When Lin Yun opened her eyes again, she was back three days earlier. This time, she would be careful and try to realize her potential across time and space. Two days later, Lin Yun died suddenly at home, and the Lin residence was draped in mourning. The Nth time Lin Yun opened her eyes: …Thanks for asking. I’m in Great Zhou, and I’ve just started over again. Maybe don’t ask next time. Please let me be. * Xie Jun bore a terrible blood feud. After lying low for more than ten years, he had risen to a position of power, and his revenge was finally within reach. He said, “Get ready to make our move,” then opened his eyes and found himself back three days earlier. No matter. This time, he would act faster. He had just cut off his enemy’s head when he opened his eyes and saw that the enemy was alive again. The seventh time Xie Jun opened his eyes, he wondered: Could the Heavenly Dao be protecting his enemy, leaving him no way to get revenge? Only after meeting Lin Yun did Xie Jun realize it wasn’t a natural disaster, but a man-made one. How could anyone be so stupid as to die seven times and still learn nothing? * Xie Jun was forced to be tied to Lin Yun and start over with her. If Lin Yun died, all progress on his revenge would reset to zero. At first, he watched from the sidelines as Lin Yun struggled in the great house. Later, his attitude changed to: Lin Yun, stop fighting them! Let me handle this! Theme: Strength is not the only measure of a person. Having the heart of a strong person is even more precious.