Every Disciple in My Sect Is a Walking Disaster

This story is complete. Thank you, dears, for being so understanding throughout serialization (bows). My sincere apologies for the inconsistent updates during that time (bows). The neighboring serial, A Guide to Raising Humans for Cats, has plenty of chapters and is ready to read. Next up: I Was a Jerk to a Bunch of Fluffy Beasts . When Xiao He was reborn as a human, she was unfortunately an abandoned baby left in swaddling clothes. Even more unfortunate, she ended up with a pain-in-the-neck senior brother. When Xiao He was so hungry her vision blurred because she had no milk, her tiny senior brother gritted his teeth, yanked open his shirt, and struck a bold, heroic pose. "Xiao He, come drink." Xiao He: ??? Can people who cultivate the Dao really cultivate something like that? Then one day, her senior brother confessed his feelings to her. Xiao He was horrified. "That's not right, Senior Brother. How could you have such a wicked idea? You raised me with your own two hands, feeding me and cleaning up after me!" . Note: 1. The breastfeeding scene in the blurb is a misunderstanding between the children. There will be no incest themes between them. 2. Before they reach adulthood, their relationship is purely familial, with no romantic elements or intimacy. . Coming soon: I Was a Jerk to a Bunch of Fluffy Beasts Tian Zhazha transmigrated to a planet of beasts. As a lover of all things fluffy, she felt like she'd landed in paradise. . She went out of her way to charm an orange cat, bringing it a lovingly made lunch every day. The chubby orange cat: She brings me food every day. She must love me! . She sincerely asked a little golden retriever to let her brush its fur. The golden retriever: This has to be a hint, right? . She racked her brains to give a big brown bear a free massage. The big brown bear: What do you mean, a free massage? She's obviously after my body! The bear sees right through it.jpg . . Every fluffy beast thought it was her one true love. When they found out about each other, all the fluffy beasts were shocked. "Zhazha, which one of us do you love?" Zhazha gazed at them with clear, sincere eyes and said frankly, "I like every one of you." . The fluffy beasts: "!!!" What kind of heartless thing is that to say? "Can't you devote yourself to just one of us?" the fluffy beasts demanded, at their wits' end. . "But," Tian Zhazha said, looking troubled, "you're all so cute. How could I like only one?" "Even if I really, really like one beast, when I meet the next adorable one, I still can't help falling for them." "I'm truly sorry," Tian Zhazha said, bowing sincerely. "But I can't give up any of you. Please, all of you, be with me." . Thematic message: Life is beautiful, and everything is adorable.