Who's Licking Their Wounds Again? [GB]

You are an SSS+ Guide who awakened your powers at the age of three. As the youngest esper, you joined the Alliance's highest-level military division, a child of destiny born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

Because you were powerful but young, you were spoiled by the Alliance's top leaders from childhood. Exposed to an all-esper environment too early, you became close with the Alliance's elite before reaching adulthood and grew utterly wild.

The leaders say they raised you all wrong. How did a female Guide end up with the same playboy personality as the rich young men outside the Alliance?

They've warned you countless times to rein in your temper and stop making the newly awakened Sentinels and Guides in the Alliance fall head over heels for you.

You cry foul. They're the ones who keep coming after you!

They all say they like you, that they love you. How could someone as kind as you leave them disappointed?

Of course you couldn't! Naturally, you give every admirer a home that looks real but isn't!

And still, those old leaders nag you day in and day out, even though none of the people involved have complained!

Besides, even if you look at it from every angle, being a flirt isn't your fault.

So many people like you. What's wrong with having a few more fall for you? It's not like you're eating anyone else's rice.

Then one dark and stormy night, an old leader who'd finally had enough asked you with a grave expression: "Are you not worried that all this casting your net wide and fishing will make the fish turn on you?"

You look confused and ask why they'd turn on you.

Every day, men who call themselves your exes come looking for you.

But it only takes two sentences to send them away.

The first: "I like well-behaved men."

The second: "If you keep this up, I won't like you anymore."

It's the perfect formula. It works every time.

No man keeps acting crazy in front of you after you say the second sentence.

Even the furious beast-type mutants are no exception.

They can only beg you in a meek voice.

Beg you to keep loving them.

Uh... why so confident?

Sorry, you have no idea how charming I am.

You tell the old leader this, but instead of responding, he smokes three whole packs of cigarettes on my balcony, almost bringing the fire department down on us.

Reader's guide:

1. Second-person POV, with everyone having a very intense one-sided crush.

2. Gender-bender. We want a female top! We want a female top!

3. Sentinel-Guide story. The heroine is a Guide, and her spirit animal is a white fox.

(Blurb written on 2024.4.4)

Content warnings:

[Non-humans/Unthinking Mary Sue/Ultimate wish fulfillment/Playgirl fiction/Adoring husbands/Flirting without commitment/Male rivals fighting over the heroine/Feel-good wish fulfillment for women]

Theme: Adult social relationships are based on mutual benefit.