Engaged to Five Evil Gods

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When Nanshan was born, she had none of her five senses and was on the brink of death.

Someone told her parents to find any local deity temple and tie a red marriage cord between her and the local deity statue inside. That would keep her healthy and well for twenty years.

[One local deity means twenty years, so five means...]

[Her parents wanted her to live to a hundred, so they tied marriage cords between her and five local deities.]

[Her parents weren't very educated and mistook evil gods for local deities.]

On her twentieth birthday, Nanshan looked at the five bridal sedan chairs come to collect her.

She had a feeling... things were about to get very interesting.

The Netherworld's young lord, who loves to let his imagination run wild

A scheming fox spirit

A half-demon with a human body and a snake's tail, a thousand years old

An innocent succubus with a sweet, manipulative manner

A world-weary fallen immortal with two faces

Reminder: The story is temporarily 1v1 at different stages, and everything that should happen will happen. The heroine is not a virgin, but the male leads are.

(The above reminder was written a long time ago. I've heard Jinjiang's policies have changed, so for now, let's say the endgame couple at the end of the main story will be the Netherworld's young lord. As for the extras... only children have to choose!)

Opening in March: Transmigrating Into a Melodramatic Novel With My Ex-Husband

After six months of back-and-forth, Jiaojiao finally divorced her husband, Huo Xiao, who had a screw loose.

The good news: She got most of the marital assets.

The bad news: Right after getting their divorce certificates, they transmigrated together into a melodramatic CEO romance novel. They can only return to the real world after strictly following the plot.

Even worse: Jiaojiao transmigrated as a scheming woman secretly in love with the male lead, while Huo Xiao became a nouveau riche who likes the heroine.

According to the plot, they're sometimes partners and sometimes enemies.

Not only must they do everything they can to sabotage the relationship between the leads, they also have to treat each other as stand-ins for the leads and go absolutely wild...

Jiaojiao: The male and female leads are as pure as flowers, but all the steamy scenes happen to us. Does that make any sense?

Huo Xiao: Please respect the author's creative freedom.

At a high-society gathering, Huo Xiao pulls out a wad of cash in front of everyone and casually tosses it at Jiaojiao.

Him: Bully her again and I'll kill you.

Everyone else: That's a pretty domineering line, but why are you saying it on your knees?

#You Don't Get It, The Next Scene Is Her Slapping Me#

#I'm Acting, But She'll Really Do It#

#Basically, The Story of a Real Rich Couple Who Divorced, Then Played Idiot Villains in an Elementary-School-Level CEO Romance#

Theme: Stay positive and live in the sunshine.