If This Doesn’t Work, I’m Leaving

*Main story complete Sheng Yi transmigrates into the heroine of a cultivation novel. The male lead may flirt with everyone and treat her, his official partner, like a mere figurehead, but... he has an unparalleled dual-cultivation constitution! She can ascend just by lying around with him, okay?! A year before she is supposed to meet the male lead, and still pathetically weak, Sheng Yi decisively seeks out his sect. Just as she is about to go in and find him, a blood-soaked man lands at her feet. Brows like distant mountains, eyes like a river of stars, and a tiny mole above his right eyebrow. This is the one. Sheng Yi carries him straight home, nurses him back to health with great care and patience, then coaxes him into cultivating with her. But strangely, although she makes some progress each time they finish, it is nowhere near the enormous gains described in the original novel. After cultivating eight hundred times, she finally realizes she picked the wrong man. So, on the night they are to form a bond, she runs away. When they meet again, she and the male lead have decided to marry, so they go together to pay their respects to the male lead's sect patriarch. She kneels, looks up, and their eyes meet. Sheng Yi: ...Why does this patriarch look so familiar? The male lead: Mm. A lot of people say I look a bit like him, especially because of the mole above his eyebrow. Sheng Yi: ...Ha. When Xi Qingchen was gravely injured, a mortal girl saved him. As they spent their days together, he gradually fell for her. The young cultivator was wonderful in every way, except that every time they finished, she would stare at him with a doubtful look. The sect patriarch, who had lived for over a thousand years, felt unsure of himself for the first time. So before each time they did it, he would take a handful of spirit pills. But no matter how hard he tried, the young cultivator only grew more dissatisfied with him, and in the end, she still ran away on the night they were to form a bond. He thought she was dissatisfied with his abilities, but when he saw her appear with his grand-disciple, he finally understood everything. Xi Qingchen: Liar. Here's a new story I'm planning! Feel free to add it to your collection if you're interested~ I Can't Help It If That's What You Think Si You, ruler of the Immortal Realm, is framed by a villain and ends up stranded in the Netherworld. Just as she is at her wit's end, she happens upon the Netherworld King, Huo Xiao, suffering from a love poison. He has posted notices throughout the Netherworld, searching for a female cultivator to cure him. Everyone knows Huo Xiao is her sworn enemy and once vowed to tear her limb from limb. Now that she has lost all her magic, seeking him out would be no different from walking to her death "Anyone who willingly cures His Majesty will receive three thousand high-grade spirit pills." "I'll do it!" Her body is depleted, and she desperately needs spirit pills to recover. How hard can it be to cure a love poison? Si You changes her appearance and rushes into Huo Xiao's bedchamber in the Netherworld Palace, only to come face-to-face with a gigantic black snake. "Goodbye!" She turns to leave, but the black snake coils around her and pulls her into the bed curtains. Since she's already here, Si You makes the best of it. To get more spirit pills from Huo Xiao, she wheedles and lies to him. By the time she has fully recovered, she has also become the most infamous temptress in the Netherworld. As her fame grows, Si You fears she will no longer be able to keep up the act, so she chooses a dark and stormy night to flee. Huo Xiao wakes to find his wife gone and searches everywhere, even going to his sworn enemy, Si You, for help. Si You replies solemnly: The Immortal Realm will do everything in its power to find her. Huo Xiao thanks her and turns to leave, but senses his own bloodline within her belly. Si You, four months pregnant: ... Theme: Strive to better yourself and be a decent person