- Current status:
* Part Two is complete, and I'm currently enthusiastically looking up information!
... Is Croatia's 7Up any good?
- Official blurb:
[The warriors who set out on an expedition will eventually return in glory.]
: Brothers, all eyes on me!
Let me introduce you to the son of Velebit Mountain, leader of the flock, one of the dancers on the pitch, Schrodinger's glass man, a food-service entrepreneur whose talents were wasted on football, the team's indispensable cog, the little pearl maker, and the world-class striker from Croatia, Petar Horvatic!
<Important notes up front>
* I know sports stories need wins and excitement, but this story will have a lot of content beyond the matches. It is extremely slow-paced, so please read with caution!
* I have a lot of ideas and little understanding. If anything is immature or doesn't match reality, please treat it as a parallel universe.
* No couples!
<Also>
* The protagonist is not human, literally. He grows and isn't invincible, but in some ways he's absurdly strong.
* I'm young, started watching football late, and this is my first story. There may be football noob mistakes, large time skips, a choppy pace, lots of daily life, amateur writing, a muddled plot, out-of-character characters, and all sorts of nonsense I've made up. If you don't like it, please be kind and leave quietly. No need to tell me. Thank you, thank you.
* I apologize in advance to anyone whose favorite team or favorite player has their awards changed by the butterfly effect. I may have some preferences, but I'll try to praise without putting anyone down. I'll bow down now to get things started, so please don't curse me later.
* The main clubs involved may be Arsenal and Real Madrid.
* Apart from the first few chapters, I have no drafts or outline. I'm writing on sheer love, awkwardly taking it one step at a time. I want to share the story in my head, and I also have a lot of unresolved feelings after watching the Euros. Croatia needs more players, damn it!
* My writing is elementary-school level, and I often get lost in my own art and can't pull myself away. If you've made it this far, you're lucky, hehe (?).
* Updates are whenever inspiration strikes, but I love this story and I'm working hard.
(Blurb updated 2025.12.30)
Theme: If you don't play and I don't play, when will Croatia ever win first place?
Okay, thank you to the reporters outside the field. The scene returns to the broadcast room. Let us continue to observe and look forward to the moment when 🐑 is discovered as a striker [Glasses]
Modric: Oh, do I really want to be angry with an idiot?
Hey, I feel really looking forward to Modric knowing about Lamb's career list.
I deeply feel that Xiaoyang is now a little dull but very energetic little boy. Please keep jumping like this 😚
Pei Xiaoyang and Luka look after each other like this and then lead the grid army to win the World Cup and European Cup, okay [hugging thighs]
Pei Xiaoyang (unintelligible version): ... Um... Ok. …But Luke doesn't have a quilt (Clear Stupidity. Jpg) I feel like Xiaoyang is the kind of person who will only look at you stupidly and be sure when they are alienated from each other. When you think the alienation is successful, you find that Xiaoyang is just like a normal person, just minding his own life. And other people will only feel weird after being alienated. It is impossible for such a stupid person to have bad intentions 🐶
There is one more sheep in Qingqing Grassland, Duan Sheep (?)
Congratulations to Croatia for qualifying. This is great news. Congratulations to Xiao Han for being eliminated, this is the second blessing 🤩
With each game, the atmosphere of the World Cup is getting stronger and stronger. Come on, Lao Ke.
The sheep's hooves were severely grasped by the opponent, and he couldn't help laughing🤣