Reborn as the Real Young Master, I Just Want to Take It Easy in Retirement

"Monthly performance goal?"

"Breathing freely."

When Su Xingche folded the group's assessment sheet into a paper boat and set it afloat in the fountain, the boardroom veteran who happened to see him nearly had a heart attack on the spot.

In his previous life, he worked late into the night on merger proposals until he bled from the stomach, only to be branded a data manipulator.

Reborn this time, he replaced the coffee machine with a foot bath bucket.

Little did he know that the surveillance cameras were streaming footage of him humming "Borrow Me Five Hundred More Years from Heaven" as he wrote his resignation letter straight to the office of Huo Group's CEO.

--

At a financing meeting, the fake young master sneered at him for slacking off, and the PowerPoint suddenly switched to a promotional video for a retirement home on a tropical island.

Onscreen, Su Xingche was lying beneath a coconut tree, munching on watermelon, while Huo Yan calmly took a screenshot and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the group's investment decision depends on the quality of Mr. Su's nap today."

The trending topics exploded that night:

#TheVictoryOfTheLazyFish#

#HuoGroupOfficialAccountChangesAvatarToFootBathBucket#

#TurnsOutLyingFlatIsTheUltimateBrag#

*

At a family banquet, his aunt mocked him for being "unambitious."

Su Xingche smiled and held up a decorative tea pet like a microphone. "What about the time you embezzled thirty million to buy that jade cabbage..."

Huo Yan covered his mouth. "Be good. Wait until their stock hits 21.3 before you let the bomb go off."

*

Later, a financial reporter was baffled:

"What was the key to taking over Huo Group's overseas assets?"

"Pretending to be drunk at a merger banquet," Su Xingche said with a sly smile, swirling his red wine. "I rested my head on Mr. Huo's suit and mumbled in my sleep. We got the company for seven yuan and thirty cents below their asking price."

--

Late at night in the study, Huo Yan caught someone trying to sneak off to watch a show.

"I heard you picked a retirement home for our engagement banquet?"

"It has hot spring massage chairs," the young man said, counting on his fingers. "And I can use my cane to whack disobedient juniors whenever I want!"

The man suddenly pinned him against the smart adjustable desk. "Did you forget your spouse's twilight romance in your retirement plans, Mrs. Huo?"

#AfterBeingRebornILieFlatAndConquerALegacyFamily#

#TheWorkaholicTurnsIntoALazyFishAndSomeoneCherishesHim#

#MyDearHusbandTurnedMyRetirementHomeIntoACastleOfLove#

[Easygoing, Ridiculous Reborn Lazy Fish Bottom x Cold, Tsundere, Wife-Doting Top-Tier Husband]

[Mutually Devoted, Flirting Both Ways / Reverse Face-Slapping / The Laid-Back Romance of Adults]

Theme: Work hard at life, and every path can lead to success