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- This novel's blurb -
1.
Lin Yi, a top-tier star in the stan community, has watched his latest idol's career crash and burn again. And again. And again.
Since entering the industry, seven idols he followed have fallen from grace... Tax evasion, sleeping with people they shouldn't, cheating, drunk driving, domestic abuse... Their downfalls have been spectacularly varied and bizarre, without a single exception.
"I'm dying. Brother Yi really is the entertainment industry's toxic blessing and plague god. Who's he planning to ruin next?"
A toxic blessing? A plague god? Ruin someone?
WTF? Lin Yi: "Next stop, He Miao."
2.
Everyone in the industry knows that Lin Yi and He Miao are sworn enemies.
Even though He Miao is widely acknowledged as the entertainment industry's untouchable beauty, elegant and refined, noble and self-possessed, with impeccable conduct and superb acting skills... Even though he became a Three-Gold Best Actor at a young age, that doesn't stop Lin Yi from taking occasional shots at him with sarcastic comments.
After Lin Yi announced that he was going to stan He Miao, fans rushed in, and before long they had him trending.
Lin Yi didn't budge. He even created a fan account called "When Will He Miao's Career Crash?"
Then Weibo crashed.
Half an hour later, Lin Yi managed to get back on Weibo. One look, and his vision went dark.
He Miao had followed him with his VIP account and replied:
[Please take good care of me. DAY 1] @Lin Yi.
Lin Yi: "What does that mean? Is he making fun of me?"
3.
There was no way Lin Yi would back out now. He'd show He Miao the power of a true anti-fan leader!
Lin Yi: "A point-and-shoot camera. Straight-out-of-camera pics."
He Miao immediately used one of those raw photos as his profile picture.
Lin Yi took a jab at him: "There's only one word for tacky, and I'll say it a billion times."
The next billion times, He Miao wore a look from the fashion label Lin Yi had designed.
The variety show True Friends was in the planning stage. Question: "Which friend would you like to invite as your partner?"
He Miao answered without hesitation: "Lin Yi."
On the show, they were supposed to be "unlucky" friends, but their chemistry left everyone else in the dust!
He Miao even knew Lin Yi better than Lin Yi knew himself.
Lin Yi eyed him warily. "You know me this well. Are you planning to 'assassinate' me?"
He Miao sighed. "Isn't it obvious enough? I'm pursuing you!"
Lin Yi... got up in the middle of the night. "Seriously, what's wrong with him?"
4.
Later, DAY 180:
"Lin Yi VIP: Career crashed, unfollowed, friendship over!"
"He Miao VIP: Be good. I was wrong. Let me make it up to you."
The fans were shocked. Had Brother Yi's super-plague powers won out in the end? They scrambled to search the whole internet for gossip...
The next day, after waiting up all night for gossip, netizens angrily posted: "Where is everyone? Where's my gossip? Where's my JPG? Where's my AVI? Brother Yi, are you impotent?" @Lin Yi.
"He Miao VIP: Shh, it can't be broadcast. He's still asleep."
After staying up all night and getting a face full of PDA, the netizens understood: "Make it up to you? Tsk, tsk. I never knew you were that kind of Best Actor!"
P.S. Fashion-forward, charming, hopelessly handsome, the stan community's top guy (Lin Yi) x the heir to a top-tier wealthy family, self-disciplined and refined, cool and noble, a scheming Best Actor (He Miao). Both are virgins, 1v1, happy ending, sweet romance!
-- Blurb for Who Taught You to Study Acting Like This? --
1.
Yan Jue is the entertainment industry's resident comedian. By chance, he lands a role in a forced-love CEO drama. To play the domineering CEO well, he draws up an "up-close-and-personal" study plan.
He'll sneak into Shengshi Group, become the CEO's personal assistant, and study the daily life of a domineering CEO up close.
The plan goes smoothly. The domineering CEO is handsome and kind, gives him a personal assistant position, pays him on time, and even agrees to rehearse their bed scenes with him!
A real-life Bodhisattva!
But something seems off. Who turned his study plan into an erotic romance?
"Oh, I did that myself?!"
2.
Sheng Lin is a domineering CEO.
He notices that the new intern in the secretary's office is always sneaking glances at him. The look in his eyes isn't exactly innocent, so Sheng Lin suspects he may be a spy and decides to test him himself.
But things aren't quite that simple.
The intern not only gazes at him passionately and says he admires him, but also risks his life to protect him. After one wild night, he even boldly confesses: "Would you be willing to try dating me?"
He even loves trying out different scenarios and positions when they get physical... He loves him so much!
Is he a spy?
Is he trying to seduce me?
Does he want my body?
He's in love with me!!!
Then Yan Jue's domineering CEO role becomes a smash hit... Sheng Lin sees his The Domineering CEO Observation Notes and laughs angrily. "Hah. You're even worse than a spy!"
Yan Jue is horrified. "Wah, let me explain!" (Crossed out: He flees in the middle of the night, carrying a plane on his back!)
3.
Later, Sheng Lin holds Yan Jue by the ankle and fastens a red-gold anklet around it, a tiny bell dangling from the chain.
"Who taught you to study acting like this? Some kind of method actor?"
"Wah... I was wrong!"
"Be good. That's not the line. Try again, hmm?" The gold chain jingles softly. Sheng Lin's voice is tender and gentle as he coaxes him in a low murmur.
"I love you."
"I love you too, Yan Jue."
P.S. 1. A funny, chuunibyou, drama-loving bottom (Yan Jue) x a refined and elegant, celibate and self-controlled CEO top who turns to forced love when pushed too far (Sheng Lin).
2. Both are virgins, 1v1.
Theme: Love life, strive and work hard, and find a beautiful love through your own efforts.
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