How to Turn the Tables After Cosplaying Itachi

Bad news: I've landed in a high-risk world from a shonen manga.

Good news: I came here in cosplay, and Itachi's body is strong enough to let me throw my weight around.

All right, I'm ready to rub shoulders with Naruto. Wait, damn it, I've landed in the wrong timeline!

Akatsuki Itachi: End of the Third Shinobi World War [Complete] (No Sasuke)

ANBU Itachi: Warring States Period [Ongoing] (Includes Sasuke from the Night of the Massacre)

Academy Itachi: Class Seven [Planned] (Expected to include Snake Sasuke/Uncle Sasuke)

[Disclaimer]

1. An indulgent, out-of-character fic written for my own enjoyment. If that's not your thing, please move along.

2. No pairings. Other than canon couples like Minato and Kushina, all relationships are close friendships between Konoha comrades. If you dislike character bashing or have strong ship preferences, please move along. There will be memes and dark humor, and every character will be persecuted equally. The tone is very aggressive.

3. Updates whenever I feel like it. I'm terrible at finishing things, and I'm writing this for love, so anything goes. Meaningful comments may encourage me to update more often.

I might cross it over with other anime later, such as Attack on Titan, Jujutsu Kaisen, or Katekyo Hitman Reborn. But I probably won't even finish the Naruto part, so here's a wildly premature promise for the distant future.

Theme: Having fun is all that matters. Who needs a theme?