After Conquering the Ninja World, I Still Need a Queen

Upcoming story: A Lovestruck Fool, but the Strongest in the Shinobi World Blurb: Welcome to the game Shinobi Empire. [Congratulations, player! You're one of the luckiest people alive. Skill loaded: What You See Is What You Get. Just as the name suggests, whatever you see belongs to you. Whether it's ninjutsu, genjutsu, sealing techniques, kekkei genkai, or kekkei mora... you can master it at a glance, and its power will be multiplied!] Player: Oh, ooh, what a huge cheat! I love it! ...But System, tell me why my first run already went off the rails! First run. I start with a Mangekyo, but I'm told to pretend to be blind? Player: ... Got it. The face-slapping comeback plot is loading! Keep a low profile and grow stronger! The Nine-Tails' power? Got it in no time. A big clan, with the clan backing me up? That works. Konoha, the biggest ninja village? The player wants it. So she pays the Third Hokage a visit. Hey, old man, when are you stepping down? In the end, the player destroys the ninja villages and every country, big and small, and unifies the shinobi world. She checks the progress bar: 99%. What's missing? Oh, a queen. She grabs the person who keeps hanging around her, slips a ring on their finger, and gives them a perfunctory kiss and confession. Okay, next run. Second run. A three-year-old member of the Hyuga branch family, about to receive the Caged Bird seal. Hilarious. Does the player look like someone who'd let herself be controlled? A three-year-old clan head? Why not? The Third Shinobi World War? Forget it, let's just unite the world. She checks the progress bar: 99%. What's missing? A queen? Fine, that white-haired guy. Third run: a minor shinobi clan from the start. At last, the Senju and Uchiha, enemies for a thousand years, join forces. ...Not for any particular reason. If they don't, their clans will be wiped out. Player: Hah, what's the point of joining forces? If you won't join my empire, you all die. Wood Release and Susanoo together? I can fight that, too. In the end, everyone falls into line. The shinobi world is united. This time there are no Five Great Ninja Villages, only a Ninja Empire. At the end, the familiar progress bar reads 99%. The player grabs some hotheaded tyrant. You're the one! Fourth run. An ordinary orphan from the start, bullied by everyone. Okay, the player has a short fuse. Better be careful. The familiar ninja village, the familiar jinchuriki? I'll fight them all the same! At last, the familiar 99% stage. The player is about to put a ring on someone's finger. Suddenly, the people involved remember what happened. They look at the four people in front of them, each wearing a ring. ...Wait, does this game not take back your items when a run ends? The player feels guilty... Just kidding. Hah! Once a run is over, the relationships automatically end. The player is, after all, just a player. Besides, she's a one-person kind of girl. Reader's guide: 1. The cheat is huge! Huge! Absolutely enormous! The player is the strongest. She treats it like a game, she's a Fourth Calamity, and she does whatever she wants! She really, really, really does whatever she wants! 2. The crash in the blurb only refers to being told to pretend to be blind in the first run, and that doesn't last long. There are no other setbacks. 3. A series of one-on-one relationships. It's a brainless power fantasy with no logic, so don't read if that's not your thing. 4. No resets. Apologies for the OOC characters! 5. The conquest of the world moves slowly. Take your time; the protagonist needs to live through some of the story and grow up. Upcoming story blurb: A Lovestruck Fool, but the Strongest in the Shinobi World A cat has attached herself to you. She especially loves keeping her eyes on your face. Combat, medicine, mind-reading, precognition, rewinding time, control... even bringing the dead back to life. There seems to be nothing she can't do, as long as you can imagine it. You're thrilled. You think she'll be your best companion, subordinate, or pawn. But one day, she runs off, and you find her beside your best friend, your enemy, or a stranger. She loves keeping her eyes on their face, too. ...I see. She'll do anything for you. As long as she likes your face and hasn't gotten tired of it yet. - Shocking! Why does nobody care about the unbelievably powerful ninjutsu, while beauty products that are useless in battle are fought over by heroes and villains alike? One devoted son trying to save his mom: I think I've found a faster way. Isn't this quicker than gathering all the tailed beasts? Madara, this stuff gets rid of wrinkles. Want to give it a try?!!! One hotheaded tyrant: “...” The shinobi world of old: a meat grinder on the battlefield. The shinobi world now: a beauty factory. Please don't switch sides at a crucial moment! And heroes and villains, please don't suddenly show off those faces you think look so good! In short: please! Make! Good! Use! Of! Beauty! * Mier is a heartless cat. Everyone she latches onto eventually comes to think so. How to make a scummy catgirl come back to you. Ten thousand and one ways to become more beautiful. Masked white-haired man: “...” He scoops up the cat and runs. Reader's guide 1. OOC warning. 2. The protagonist is a heartbreaker. She'll turn on you without a second thought for a face that suits her taste better. 3. The protagonist is basically a wish-granting machine, because she really can do anything! 4. The protagonist's cheat is invincible! Her golden finger is incredibly, incredibly, incredibly powerful! She's max level from the start! 5. Third-person narration, from the heroine's perspective. Theme: Be confident and keep striving forward.