Illumi Still Thinks Nobody Hates Him Today

She transmigrated into the Zoldyck family, blessed with exceptional talent and no need to compete for every advantage.

If this were a game world, she would hear a notification every day saying, "Strength +10." But her twin brother Illumi was the kind of scumbag who not only grinded and pushed himself, but dragged everyone else into the grind with him!

Training that she could normally pass just by taking it easy, he would report to their parents so they'd add more to her workload.

Assassination missions that could have been a win-win for everyone, he just had to stake them out ahead of time, then go back and report her. The crazy pair back at home found out that she had spent a whole day slacking off on a mission she could have finished in an hour.

Unbelievable! This was going too far!!!

She was going to stick pins in a voodoo doll! Hmm... Maybe not. Illumi looked just like her, so it wouldn't do much good. It might even feel weird...

When he grew up, he still didn't learn his lesson. He kept accepting one mission after another on her behalf.

Then he'd bombard her with calls, demanding that she finish the missions as soon as possible. He acted as if it were the most natural thing in the world, and every email he sent was a maddening reminder to get the jobs done.

Whenever she thought about it, she'd wake from a dream and angrily pound the bed.

Then she'd say, "Seriously, what's wrong with him?!"

And ever since he met a friend with a dragon-fruit-shaped head... No, not a friend, a buddy... he'd become even more relentless about making money... well, achieving financial freedom. He treated that dragon fruit, ahem, his buddy like an ATM. Don't ask how she knew... Because he emailed her to meet up, specifically noting that if anyone realized she wasn't him, she could give them a thirty percent discount, and the lost Jenny would be added to her bill. He even reminded her to bring a card reader and get the dragon fruit to pay up.

At the time, she must have looked like she wanted to murder the scumbag she'd just seen.

Then she arrived at the destination...

"Seriously, what's wrong with those two?!"

Theme: Him and the friend he hates