Can People Who Want a Threesome Just Die Already?

Some jokes should never be made. Like when your best friend teases you that you must have been a man in your last life because you're so manly.

And so...

Hu Xiaoran became a baby boy, wrapped in a bundle and left in a flower basket at a church door. A young priest with blond hair and blue eyes found him just in time.

It was a small village in England. He had a jade pendant engraved with the traditional character for Hu, which seemed to have come from Chinatown.

Ten years later, the priest suddenly sent him to live with a pianist. The man was raising twin boys on his own. He was sentimental and moody, prone to sinking into a low mood over the smallest things before flying into a rage.

The twins, influenced by the only adult in the house, were hot-tempered, quick to anger, and extremely difficult to get along with.

Hu Xiaoran didn't like the family, so when he came of age, he went abroad to study under the pretext of looking for his family. His real purpose was to get away from them.

He returned when news arrived that the pianist had died. He had to attend a grand funeral.

The grown-up twins were waiting there for him, and they told him a shocking truth.

"Since you refused to come back no matter what, and never replied to our emails, we had no choice but to hold this funeral."

"See? It worked pretty well, didn't it? You're back now."

"We'll be together forever."

Their smiles were sweet. Hu Xiaoran thought they were crazy.

He sighed, pulled out the truth from his coat, and pointed the barrel at them.

"This thing is a lot more useful than reasoning with people."

*

Rem is a special investigator undercover at the police department. His partner is a British Chinese man, honest and simple, just as the Asian stereotype would have you expect.

But when Rem finally found his partner, he saw him pointing his gun at the crotches of two British young men.

Leaning against a coffin as if teasing dogs, he tapped out a beat with his fingers and made them sing hymns, confessing their sins to God.

Otherwise, he'd make sure they couldn't have kids.

Rem: "...!"

Theme: What a surprise!