On Getting Throttled by Nightwing's Thighs on My First Day as a Villain

She's a beauty blogger who was just passionately trading insults with haters online.

The next second, she finds herself in Bludhaven, a city in the country of M that she's never heard of, the kind that doesn't even show up on the map.

She's also got a level-ten beauty filter permanently welded to her face, making her so gorgeous she might as well be on a different visual layer from everyone else.

All right, let's see who dares say she looks too heavily made up to leave the house without a filter now!

She's Heidi herself, a runaway princess who's just stepped out of an oil painting!

No time for small talk. She's going to try out America's zero-dollar shopping experience, so she doesn't have to panic over having no dollars in her pocket.

First stop: a luxury goods store. Her pink grenade and little pistol are the perfect accessories. All the handsome men and beautiful women inside can do nothing but smile at her, a poor girl.

That was so satisfying. Thanks.

She is trying on a couture gown when a tight-suited pervert drops from the sky and ambushes her. His taut thigh muscles nearly squeeze the life out of her neck. She never expected to lose so completely on her first day as a villain!

Just before she's taken to the police station, she angrily thinks that she'll be escaping soon enough.

Great, she's going to get revenge!

Nightwing, get out of Bludhaven!!!

Theme: Bludhaven, my happy place