Yokohama, but It’s a Speed Bump Simulator

One-sentence summary: The secret to getting rich selling cars is to make sure they break down fast.

On your first day in Yokohama, you sell Nakahara Chuuya an Aston Martin.

Then, without a second thought, he drives it into the huge pool in the middle of the speed bump outside your home.

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On your second day in Yokohama, you sell Squalo, who's chasing a traitor, a McLaren.

Then, on the circular speed bump outside your home, he crashes into the traitor he's pursuing, and both cars are smashed to pieces.

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On your third day in Yokohama, you sell Gojo Satoru, who's about to take his students on an outing, a flying school bus.

Then driver Ijichi takes Gojo and his students soaring into the sky over the oddly raised speed bump outside your home, scattering them in every direction.

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On your fourth day in Yokohama, you sell Hisoka a... shopping cart.

Then he curls up inside it and gets cut in half by an anti-aircraft tree that suddenly appears on the speed bump, finally experiencing what it means to have "elastic love."

On your Nth day in Yokohama, the area outside your home has become the most thrilling go-kart amusement park in all of Yokohama.

You look at your customers, who are reduced to pieces every day, then look down at your steadily filling ledger.

You break into a crazed, utterly deranged grin.

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You don't understand why these people insist on coming to your doorstep to die.

But hey, go right ahead!

If everyone just keeps trying a little harder, won't you be Yokohama's richest person in no time?

○ The characters may not appear in the order listed in the blurb. This is just a work of unhinged nonsense, with no real main plot, no tragic drama, and no hidden clues. It's nothing but tormenting people, and everyone, EVERYONE, is going to die!!!!

○ The protagonist (you) gets rich by selling cars (absolutely certain).

○ Yokohama's place in this world is like Edo in Gintama: every story and character gathers in the same city, so Yokohama is the whole planet (nods).

○ Inspired by a video on Bilibili. It will include explanations of bizarre terms.

○ Speed bumps include but aren't limited to steel coils, Fire Mountain, a hump taller than Mount Everest, and shortcuts.

○ The viewpoint switches between second and third person. It might be a little confusing, but who cares? (cheerful laugh)

○ Everyone will be tormented, and anyone could die, probably more than once. So if you're here because you love a particular character... I'd recommend you stay away. I've already decided how my favorite character will die. This story is truly hellish!

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* Inspiration recorded on April 24; blurb revised on July 31. I finished The Six Eyes and started this one. I'll probably begin posting around October, once I've built up a backlog.

Theme: People must resolutely seek the true meaning of life.