Forced to Keep Up with the Rat Race, I Ended Up in a Love Triangle

His friend was far too controlling. Lu Ziyao argued with him, then had an accident and, unlucky as he was, transmigrated into a cultivation world.

Since he was already here, he resigned himself to his fate and worked hard at cultivation to protect himself. But as he trained, the main characters and supporting characters of this world gradually started acting strange, one after another.

The usually gentle senior brother smiled, but his eyes held a veiled threat. "Junior Brother, now that you've accepted my gift, you can't just take it off whenever you like." He calmly held down Lu Ziyao's hand as he tried to pull off the blue ribbon in his hair.

Lu Ziyao: ...

Could you have mentioned that the ribbon was already engraved with your clan's secret spell when you gave it to me?

The sickly beauty, whose old ailment had been cured but whose mind had grown more twisted, said, "I specially crafted this spiritual weapon's restraining formation. It's spacious and comfortable, and its spiritual energy never runs out. See if you like it." He approached Lu Ziyao step by step, then contentedly pulled him into the formation.

Lu Ziyao: ...

Why don't you ask a demon beast or one of your enemies whether it's suitable? Why are you dragging me into the formation?!

The aloof sword cultivator gently kissed Lu Ziyao's hair and spoke in a cold voice. "Why can't you... try to love me? I've never imagined what it would be like to be with someone I love. But if it's you, I could try looking forward to it." The Asura Sword in his hand suddenly flashed with a cold light, and the unyielding stone ground split open into a terrifying chasm.

Lu Ziyao: ...

Could you... put down the sword before saying that?

The righteous, starry-eyed prodigy tightly held Lu Ziyao by the shoulders. "Trust me. I will never let you down!" He stepped back slightly, then slowly unfolded a document bearing a dual-cultivation contract in front of him.

Lu Ziyao: ...

Speechless and utterly exhausted.

Lu Ziyao had become completely numb and thought nothing could get more outrageous. But then he discovered... it really could!!!

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-----Coming soon: *The Beloved Senior Brother Doesn't Want to Lie Flat*------

Rolling around and begging you to add it to your reading list~

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Gu Ruxian was the most admired senior brother in the immortal sect, a peerless swordsman who could cleave ten thousand miles with a single strike. Then he was bound to a strange System: [Lie Flat 001].

The System's goal, as the name suggests, was to make him slack off, lie flat, and become weak and easy to bully. As a heaven-blessed prodigy, Gu Ruxian scoffed at it and ignored it.

Then a string of misfortunes befell him: injuries that made him cough blood, broken bones, broken arms and legs, and poisoning that left him unconscious.

At first, everyone felt sorry for what Gu Ruxian had to endure. But eventually, things began to take a strange turn.

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His fellow prodigy of a junior brother took care of him while reaching out to tug open his collar.

The handsome new sect leader voiced his sympathy for him, but secretly planned to keep him under house arrest.

Even his cool, distant master politely suggested dual cultivation after one misfortune after another befell him.

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Gu Ruxian, bewildered by how everyone seemed to covet him, hesitated, then frowned and told his ever-faithful friend about his strange experiences.

His friend looked deeply concerned for him as he listened, but turned away with a delighted smile at the corner of his lips.

It turned out that he was the one who had hidden his feelings the longest, and coveted him the most: the true lunatic!

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Theme: Love means respect, not possession.