The Pretty One Ran Off Pregnant Again, Only to Fail!

(The story is complete! Please support the original version, first published on Jinjiang ^3^) The story next door, After the Evil Kitty Turns into a Sweet Omega, is about to start updating. If you're interested, babies, please add it to your reading list~ A lie-flat, lazy little mess x a doting, older fatherly man When Lin Tingmian was sixteen, fate handed him the script of a fake young master, and he was cruelly kicked out of his home. To avoid meeting the same tragic end as the vicious cannon-fodder character in a novel, he decided to live earnestly and become a really, really good person! Good heavens, can someone tell him why he accidentally ended up in bed with his former uncle while working a part-time job? He'd taken half the drugged drink before coming to his senses, then pulled up his pants and ran. One month after the real young master's perfect happy ending, he found out he was pregnant and was devastated. This world was one giant male-pregnancy novel! Why did the protagonist get to be happy while he was the one left suffering?! His biological family was hopeless. He set up a street stall for months to raise his baby, only to be relentlessly chased by the city inspectors. In tears, he called his family to pay his bail, and his uncle, whom he'd been avoiding for four months, made a dazzling entrance! The sole heir to the Li family, a one-of-a-kind uncle-type martial arts superstar in the entertainment industry, bailed a little golden retriever with a rounded belly and a pitiful expression out of the city inspection bureau. "Uncle, um... we've known each other for over ten years, and we're not related by blood anyway. Let's just sleep together, don't hold it against me~" He patted the man's shoulder with a silly grin. "Sleeping together promotes friendship and harmony." Li Zhixu smiled faintly and lifted the padded jacket hiding his belly. "So you want to tell me this big bulge is from an allergy?" Lin Tingmian gritted his teeth. "...It's a tumor!" The little golden retriever, who had run away while pregnant for three months, was dragged home by the ear. Just as he repeatedly promised he wouldn't pull the stunt of coming back four years later with a miniature version of himself, Li Zhixu had someone empty out his rental apartment and used his visa and passport to arrange a trip abroad. He thought he was being exiled to the frontier, but half a day later... Li Zhixu grabbed him by the collar and pressed his fingerprint onto a paper covered in English. He thought the man had bought him. Li Zhixu: "A child can't be born without a father. Let's get married. You can have my salary." Lin Tingmian: "?" Who could have guessed that the life he thought would end with him crawling through the shadows as a vicious cannon-fodder character would suddenly turn into a mansion, money, and a handsome husband, the very man who had raised him since childhood? Lin Tingmian: Uncle doesn't like me. He likes the baby in my belly! On the Nth day after the baby was born, Lin Tingmian got ready to get up and see the little one. The man wrapped an arm around him and said by his ear, dissatisfied, "Stop looking at the baby. Hug me." - Almost all the content warnings are in the first chapter. A carefree little post-meal sweet treat, wall-to-wall sugar, soft bottom, male pregnancy, a secret crush that comes true, and an eight-year age gap. Enjoy reading! If it's not for you, just move on. I'm sure you'll find an even better story! Kisses~ Here's another one to add to your reading list: After the Evil Kitty Turns into a Sweet Omega Naturally evil, silly beauty x invincibly doting childhood friend In his previous life, the silly beauty didn't realize until he died that he was the super-evil villain bottom in a book. The book described him as gloomy, malicious, and wicked, and said he eventually died a miserable death after losing to the protagonist bottom's aura. Reborn, he finds himself in the body of a real young master who has just been brought home from the countryside. Heh, this time, he'll unleash his evil nature and take over the whole family! But the problem is, he's only eight years old and an omega with cat ears. So what! That won't stop him from being evil! He narrowed his round little cat eyes with a wicked smile and clenched his fists, ready to sweep through the whole family and establish his authority as soon as he got out of the car. He clenched his little fists and charged toward his older brother at a speed of twenty centimeters per step, then punched him as hard as he could! Nothing happened. He punched again, but still nothing happened. Waaah, how could this be?! Wasn't he the big villain? He pounded away and said in his babyish voice, "I'll beat you up!" Seeing the tiny one's furious expression and reddening eyes, his older brother felt his heart ache and gathered the kitty baby into his arms. "We're sorry we came so late." The little menace refused to give up and decided to change tactics: first, he'd drive the fake young master out of the house. Step one was to take back his room! So in the middle of the night, he angrily carried his pillow into the fake young master's room and lay down right in the center of the bed to stake his claim. The fake young master thought, I didn't know my future wife would be this forward. He's making a move on me! He's cuddling up to me!! Can I touch his cat ears? The little kitty dad is determined to keep up his super-evil persona to the end. He tries all sorts of things, including putting a few spoonfuls of salt in the family's milk to make them choke on it. But he can't tell salt from sugar, so everyone thinks the little kitty got up early to warm their milk and thoughtfully added sugar. What a sweet little darling! The little kitty realizes that no matter what he does, this family just calls him cute! Does no one realize how super evil he is? The kitty rolls his eyes, practically crying with frustration. At last, one day, he can't take it anymore and decides to break with everyone at the dinner table. He flips the table during the meal and is just about to start cursing when suddenly... He turns into a little cat and meows at the sky. "Meow! Meow meow meow!!!" The whole family takes out their phones to snap pictures, and each of them queues up to rub his tummy and cuddle him. The little kitty thinks he's wicked, but spends every day being ridiculously adorable. The bottom has cat ears and a big tail that he can't retract, and he turns into a little cat when he's emotionally worked up. A beloved-by-everyone story. His official love interest is the fake young master. What do you do when your spouse makes you cry from cuteness every day? (Covers face) Theme: Face adversity with a positive attitude.