Bro, Please Stop Wiping

Jin Ling was a writer who spent years posting stories on websites that could barely pass censorship.

Then, one night, while frantically rushing to meet an update deadline, she dropped dead.

Perhaps the heartfelt wishes of her eager readers, who had told her, "May good people live long and prosper," had worked. She was reborn.

Jin Ling, who had died and come back to life, transmigrated into a monster-hunting tragic romance novel. She became the System tasked with saving the villain who would one day kill the male and female leads with a single sword strike, and tried to turn the story into a lighthearted sweet romance.

The good news: The great villain, Wen Xing, had yet to be disgraced. He was a carefree, talented young genius in white, wielding a light sword.

The bad news: The young genius was a little fierce and a little crazy. The very first second he realized he had been bound to her, he planned to run himself through with his sword and take her down with him.

The worse news: In her previous life, she'd devoted herself to figuring out how to skirt the censors. Her resentment was so intense that she turned into a... suggestive-content System.

Jin Ling closed her eyes, trembling. Could this world really have been destroyed because the aloof young man looked alluring after stabbing himself, his long, narrow eyes edged with a fragile, captivating flush, and his dark hair spilling across the floor like that of a peerlessly beautiful ghost...?

Later, Jin Ling was even more distraught.

She grabbed the collar of the young man, who was clinging to her with a lovestruck look. "Don't you dare rub yourself against me!!"

1. One-on-one romance, happy ending.

2. The male lead will soon create a body for the female lead. She'll join the main cast and won't spend the whole story as an online neighbor.

3. No harmful messages.

Theme: Never lose hope