After I Entered the Mary Sue Novel I Wrote in Elementary School

[Aloof straight cross-dresser x somewhat timid, naturally airheaded girl] -----Important notice------ Currently undergoing a major revision!! I recommend starting over from Chapter 1!! I've really changed a lot!! Going VIP on 12.29! Please show your support! (Or I'll cry little pearls) (That's a threat) Xia Yuan transmigrated into the Mary Sue novel she'd written in elementary school. The good news: she's the sect's most pampered junior sister. Though she never cultivates and loves to slack off, she rules the sect with an innocent pair of almond eyes and has everyone's adoration. The bad news: she's the foil to the female lead, the senior sister who is about to emerge from seclusion and slaughter her way across the world. The female lead follows the classic face-slapping power-fantasy plotline of "This time, I'm taking back everything that belongs to me," crushing the junior sister, who only knows how to act cute and cling to people. In the end, she'll look dashing and beautiful as she runs her sword through the junior sister, who fell to demonic cultivation out of jealousy, ending her miserable life as a foil. Xia Yuan: I don't want that to happen! Gazing at the senior sister, who had just emerged from seclusion, cool and gorgeous, Xia Yuan dropped to her knees. "Senior Sister!" The senior sister looked down at her with cold, unreadable peach-blossom eyes. Xia Yuan shuddered and forced out a smile more awful than crying. "You're truly gorgeous, a peerless beauty, with a flowerlike face and... sob..." The senior sister was silent for a moment, then bent down and picked her up in her arms. "The ground is cold." A few years passed. Having become the female lead's hapless best friend, Xia Yuan was sprawled on her bed eating snacks when she suddenly realized... Because of her own mischievous whim back then, the female lead was a cross-dressing cool guy, male by both biological sex and gender identity. Just as Xia Yuan's mind was reeling, the female lead, fresh from a shower, walked to her bedside. Her peach-blossom eyes were unreadable. "Move over a little." Xia Yuan: I REALLY don't want that to happen either!! 1. She really does cross-dress, but it isn't the male lead's personal hobby. 2. It really is a Mary Sue novel, the kind where colorful flower petals rain from the sky when someone smiles. 3. One-on-one BG romance. 4. Senior Sister (Brother): I don't want to keep a straight face, but whenever I smile, colorful flower petals rain down (._.) 5. Long live McDonald's! (Completely unrelated comment) -Additional notes- 1. The cover really was the result of a spur-of-the-moment burst of enthusiasm. I didn't forget the word "novel"; there wasn't room to write it. 2. That yellow blob is the moon. It mainly serves as an artistic embellishment for my pen name, Ling Shang Yue. ------A friend's book, please check it out-------- "After the Foolish Emperor Gained the Ability to Read Minds" by Shi Fang Hai I am an emperor who disguises himself as a man. My consorts and ministers adore me. My consorts often fight each other for my favor. My ministers sing my praises over the absurd thoughts I let slip without meaning to. It troubles me greatly. Then one day, I accidentally fell into the water, and when I woke up, I could suddenly hear their thoughts. The concubine who wept and said she'd been so worried about me was thinking: That water was so shallow, yet he still managed to nearly drown. No wonder he hasn't consummated our marriage. Is he so weak that he can't perform? The usually dignified empress was crying in her heart: If he dies, the secret in my belly probably won't stay hidden. I was terrified and at a loss for what to do when my ninth uncle, who had always supported and loved me, and had even taken a blade for me, rushed over and pulled me into his arms, murmuring, "Your Majesty, are you all right? You nearly scared me to death!" I was just about to complain to him when I heard him sneer inwardly: Why didn't he drown? Whatever, I'll let him live a couple more days! Before I could recover from the shock, my imperial tutor arrived. He was as aloof as an immortal, and would punish me by making me copy The Emperor's Strategy at the slightest disagreement. As soon as he came near, I heard him think, "He's hugging people again. One of these days, I'll have to lock him away in my house so he belongs to me alone!" Me: ⊙▽⊙!!!! Help! I quit! So, on a dark and stormy night, I prepared to run away. But as soon as I crawled out of the dog door, I ran into the archenemy I'd known since childhood. The famed God of War general smiled warmly and harmlessly. "What a coincidence?" I heard him think: Heh heh, you're finally in my hands! Me: ... Dead. At peace. Don't ask me anything. This story is also known as "The Foolish Emperor's Daily Life". It's a lighthearted comedy told in third person. Theme: Be independent and self-reliant