AAA Valley Farm Produce Wholesaler

Tired of working in the big city, Caius Wintermere has recently found a pastoral kind of joy in an immersive game called Stardew Valley.

The work here is simple and soothing. When he runs out of energy, he can eat just about anything and feel full of vigor again. The people here are so warm and friendly, too: the plant lady insists on giving him piles of seeds, and the penguin-looking guy says the crystals he dug up are top-notch...

His green-haired friend is especially kind. He never asks for anything and is always giving him gifts. That rare, black, inky thing can be sold for a hundred thousand gold if he just puts it in the box by the door!

Even the gentleman in the black mask offers him a generous reward for finding a rather distinctive pair of purple shorts.

Wintermere can't help exclaiming, "What a wholesome little town Gotham is!"

But to Batman and the Robins, things look completely different. This new farmer is an indisputably dangerous criminal.

He can recover his stamina instantly, so he may be carrying a new kind of stimulant.

He frequently trades with villains like Poison Ivy and the Penguin, so he is very likely part of a gang.

Most terrifying of all, he actually accepted a microbomb from the Joker!

Even more astonishing, he somehow stole Black Mask's underwear and used it to blackmail him, swallowing up half his business empire through a criminal deal.

Now this terrorist has started pitching his "underwear-finding" service to Red Hood!

The Robins prepare for the worst: "It's over. The devil child has arrived."

Meanwhile, completely unaware of all this, Wintermere points a Batman grappling gun he dug out of the mine at the river, looking eager to give it a try. "I wonder... could this thing be used for fishing, too?"

Theme: Tend the fields well and keep striving every day