Can a Little Devil Heal the Batfamily? [Western Crossover]

[Please add my next book, Gotham Valley AAA Crop Wholesaler, to your collection. (Kitten waves goodbye.)]

Blurb: Batman brought home a new member of the family. She was frail and tiny, and all she could do was cry and blow snot bubbles.

Bruce: This is your sister.

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A few months later:

Dick/Jason/Tim/Damian: This is my sister!

A frail sister who can't take care of herself obviously needs strong big brothers to protect her! (Flexing muscles.jpg) Only they and Batman need to face Gotham's darkness.

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"I am an evil spirit from the West, adrift in the mortal world. The great dragon Ladon is my mount. Poseidon, god of the sea, bows before me. Medusa calls me her king. I hold the key to the gates of Hell, and I can release all the..."

"Miss Mili, perhaps you'd like a little cream cake?" Butler Alfred tapped gently on the door.

"Just a moment, Grandpa Alfred. I'm coming!"

Oh well, she could put off destroying Gotham for now. After all, she had a more important mission: [Protect the fragile Wayne family]

They had wealth like a dragon, but weren't even as big as one of its toenails. They were so fragile they couldn't even look after themselves!!!

As for the giant three-headed monster the newspaper said had headbutted Gotham's tallest church crooked...

The little girl sat down obediently and took a small bite of cake. That obviously had nothing to do with her. After all, who in all of Gotham could be more helpless than she was?

Reader's guide:

1. The heroine has multiple secret identities and can turn into a fluffy animal.

2. Cozy Batfamily everyday life, heartwarming and healing.

3. Out-of-character warning!! Everyone's personality will be softened a little. I just want to write a sweet little story for myself.

Gotham Valley AAA Crop Wholesaler: Please add it to your collection

Caius Wintermire, worn out by his job in the big city, recently found pastoral bliss in an immersive game called Stardew Valley.

The work there was simple and soothing. When he ran out of stamina, he could eat just about anything and be full of energy again. The people were so warm and down-to-earth, too: the plant lady insisted on stuffing him with seeds, while a penguin-looking guy praised the crystals he'd dug up as top quality...

His green-haired friend was especially kind. Not only did he never ask for anything, he was always giving Caius gifts. That dark, rare item could be sold for a hundred thousand gold just by putting it in the box outside!

Even the gentleman in the black mask paid him handsomely for finding a pair of rather distinctive purple underpants.

Wintermire exclaimed from the bottom of his heart, "Now that's a town with simple, honest folk, Gotham!"

But in Batman and the Robins' eyes, things were completely different. This new farmer was a bona fide dangerous criminal.

He could recover his stamina instantly, suggesting he was carrying a new kind of stimulant.

He traded frequently with villains like Poison Ivy and the Penguin, making it highly likely he was part of a gang.

The most terrifying thing was that he had accepted a miniature bomb from the Joker!

Even more astonishingly, he had somehow stolen Black Mask's personal underwear and used it to blackmail him, swallowing half of his business empire in a criminal deal.

Now this terrorist was trying to sell the Red Hood a "find your underwear" service!

The Robins stood ready for action. "It's over. The demon child has arrived."

Meanwhile, Wintermire, completely unaware of all this, held up the Batman-brand grappling gun he'd dug out of the mine and eagerly aimed it at the river. "I wonder... could I fish with this thing?"

Theme: A harmonious, heartwarming family atmosphere