Going Viral Across the Stars After Becoming a Split-Personality Seme's Dad

[She seems independent and clear-headed, all about her career, but is actually a greedy little Pixiu who only takes and never gives, x a kind, adorable baby dragon in the flesh + a paranoid, theatrical power player as a spirit, with the two-faced personality of a top and two secret identities]

Raised in a children's welfare home, Lan Zhou put all his skill points into building a career and making big money because he was afraid of being poor.

Lan Zhou worked hard and kept growing, but just as he was about to reach the pinnacle of life, he transmigrated into the body of a rich family's "mentally ill" young master! On top of that, a neuro-System piled debuffs onto him!

The neuro-System spoke in a sweet voice: [Hello, Host. Just when you're about to reach the top, I'll drag you down with a vengeance~ Please accept my "blessing"!]

Then Lan Zhou stared at the three debuffs forced onto him and fell into deep thought.

Debuff 1: You suffer from lovesickness and are destined to have no luck in love.

Debuff 2: Your fate is poor and you bring misfortune to your family, so you're destined to have no family ties.

Debuff 3: You're in a position of power, so you're destined to have no friends.

What a start: a total nobody with nothing!

Lan Zhou, who was so obsessed with building his career he'd gone too far, thought it was no big deal.

Sure, he could play the "game," but there'd better be money in it!

*

On a distant planet called Zhaoxing, there was a group of people whose favorite daily activities were eating, sleeping, and cursing Lan Zhou.

They were all birds of a feather. Every day, they dug up Lan Zhou's dirt until, before long, so many of them had gathered that they formed an anti-fan group!

After transmigrating, Lan Zhou couldn't let that stand. He immediately went toe-to-toe with the haters to clear his "own" name.

Hater No. 1: "Lan Zhou is just a pretty vase! A bottom-feeder in the mecha class!"

Lan Zhou, who had just effortlessly crushed one of the top players in Class S: "Oh? Why don't you say that a little louder?"

Hater No. 2: "You've got some ability, so what? If you're so great, get His Majesty's approval!"

Lan Zhou, who had inexplicably been awarded a Wyvern Medal, weighed the glittering medal in his hand. "They forced this thing on me. I couldn't get out of it no matter how hard I tried."

Hater No. 3: "So what if you're good-looking, talented, and approved by His Majesty? You still can't live without a man!"

Lan Zhou's hands shook with rage when he saw the nasty comment. His mind was full of insults, but he couldn't refute it.

Well, damn! With Debuff 1, he really couldn't live without a man!

Lovesickness was the worst!

Just as he was about to swallow his anger, the person behind him wrapped an arm around his waist and rested their chin in the hollow of his shoulder, saying lazily:

"If that's the case, Lanlan, let's make our relationship public."

And so, on a sunny morning, the entire Federation received a huge surprise.

Their Emperor was finally getting married!

The entire Federation wept for joy and poured out into the streets to celebrate.

"Wait, who's the bride?" someone in the crowd suddenly asked.

Only then did people shift their gaze from the Emperor, whose smile stretched from ear to ear, to the unexpected figure standing beside him.

"..." Everyone's expressions seemed to crack in an instant.

Good news: The Emperor is getting married!

Bad news: The new "bride" is that mentally ill young master from a rich family!

And with that, the anti-fan group disbanded on the spot.

*

Xuanyue has a secret.

After the insect war left him gravely injured, he could no longer hold on, so he chose to split his personality.

His kind, innocent personality was sealed inside his body and regressed into a little hatchling in an eggshell, where it fell into a quiet sleep. His proud, obsessive personality, on the other hand, was extracted and drifted through the outside world as a spirit, continuing to protect his people.

But without a body to nourish it, Xuanyue's spirit grew weaker by the day. So he poured his heart and soul into creating a selection process to find someone he could trust to become the kind personality's nanny.

After summoning ninety-eight souls, Xuanyue finally found one that was different.

The soul had shown from the start that it loved money, yet it was the only one to resist temptation and refuse to sink into depravity. It even managed to catch him by his "little tail."

Xuanyue grew deeply interested in this soul.

When the little miser questioned his intentions, he couldn't resist playing a trick on him and summoned him into his spiritual sea.

As he looked at the beauty in his arms, whose consciousness was hazy, a strange and powerful possessiveness consumed Xuanyue's reason.

A moment before his consciousness sank completely into the depths, Xuanyue smiled.

At last, the evil dragon had found his treasure.

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Reading guide:

1. One-on-one, both leads are each other's only partners, and they are not related by blood.

2. The top has two secret identities, corresponding to his two personalities. Later on, the two personalities will get jealous of each other.

3. There are a few author-created details, such as the lovesickness. The author decides when it flares up, hehe.

4. The story aims for logical consistency. Anything that doesn't make sense will be revised.

Theme: Isn't building a career more satisfying?