My Nonhuman Wife

[Lop-Eared Rabbit] An Tu x Wen Yuheng

An Tu is a lop-eared rabbit, tiny in size but big in temper. To get revenge, he moves into the CEO's home.

The CEO is a neat freak, so An Tu bites holes in the placemats and curtains, then tramples hay all over the place.

He also takes advantage of his small size to hide in the closet where the CEO can't find him.

When the CEO walks by, An Tu leaps up and viciously bites his suit trouser leg.

But the CEO doesn't get angry. Every day, he rummages through the closets and shoe cabinets looking for him.

CEO: Baby, where have you gone this time?

An Tu is furious. After half a year of getting revenge, the bad guy hasn't learned his lesson at all. Instead, he picks An Tu up and kisses him every day.

Fuming, An Tu takes someone's advice and decides to become a high-maintenance boyfriend, date the CEO, and make his life miserable.

An Tu changes back into his original form to scare him.

CEO: Were your ears and tail always like that? You're so cute. Can I touch them?

An Tu: Yes, but you can't touch them.

Humans are good at sweet-talking and keeping up appearances. After a while, An Tu is startled to realize:

Not only has he failed to get revenge on the CEO, he seems to have actually...

fallen in love?

[Voodoo Doll] Yu He x You Shanxing

Yu He wakes up a thousand years after his death and discovers that not only has he become a palm-sized voodoo doll, but he's also bound to a guy in high school who hates ghosts and monsters. The only way to survive is to treat him as food.

The high schooler gives him a hostile look.

Yu He: Sob, sob.

Yu He has no idea why he's bound to a human, so all he can do is try to prove he's useful.

When the high schooler runs into danger, Yu He rushes over, realizes it's a vengeful ghost, and immediately floats away. When the high schooler has a conflict with a classmate, Yu He secretly blows at them, trying to drive the classmate away.

The high schooler watches the palm-sized voodoo doll float in midair, squeaking and squawking: ...

Little ghost: I'm trying my best!

A Taoist priest arrives, brandishing a peachwood sword and preparing to capture Yu He, the harmful doll, but the high schooler blocks him.

High schooler: You've got it wrong. This is my wife.

Yu He: You can touch me?

High schooler: I was born with yin-yang eyes.

Yu He: So all those times he slept on the high schooler's face, fiddled with his headphones, used his phone to play match-three games, drank his milk tea, and ate his takeout...?

[Newbie Succubus] Xu Jiao x He Yang

Xu Jiao has a secret.

On the surface, he's the aloof campus heartthrob, impossible to approach. In reality, he's a newly awakened succubus who has only just begun to explore his powers.

Succubi have a natural need for certain unspeakable things, and it flares up every month. To keep the people around him from being drained to death, Xu Jiao has no choice but to keep everyone at arm's length.

So Xu Jiao puts on a stern face and draws up a long list of rules with his exuberant roommate.

Rule one: Keep your distance.

Rule two: No being improperly dressed.

Rule three: No taking care of yourself in the dorm.

Rule four: No turning gay.

Fortunately, his roommate is a straight guy through and through, and so homophobic that he swears he'll follow every rule.

Xu Jiao feels guilty. He knows his roommate has made a lot of concessions, and wants to show his gratitude.

When his roommate plays basketball, Xu Jiao brings him water. When his roommate competes, Xu Jiao cheers him on. When his roommate has a birthday, Xu Jiao gives him a present.

But the roommate who had firmly insisted from the start that he was straight has begun looking at Xu Jiao in increasingly strange ways.

Xu Jiao catches a glimpse of his roommate's phone screen. The titles are impossible to miss:

"Does my roommate like me if he smiles at me?"

"Why does my roommate have little devil horns and a heart-shaped tail?"

"Help, what do I do if my roommate is a succubus?"

"Do succubi need to do that every day?"

"Can you die from doing it for seven days straight?"

"How do I confess to a succubus?"

Xu Jiao: ?

[Little Mermaid] Lai Yi x Jia Poside

Lai Yi is the young prince of the merfolk, innocent and carefree, with a pink tail. He lives in the peaceful depths of the sea.

According to the fairy tale, when a mermaid prince or princess comes of age, they must rise to the surface, save a human prince from drowning, and fall in love with him. Then they can gain an immortal soul.

Lai Yi hugs his tail, his fin frills drifting back and forth as he waits and waits beneath the sea. At last, a ship appears.

He hides behind a reef, happily waiting for a human to fall overboard.

Then Lai Yi finally gets... a cold, mechanical arm.

A massive airship lands on the water, with a handsome young man standing at its bow.

According to the fairy tale, the human in front of him should be flailing in the water and calling for help. Instead, he stands at the bow, looking down at Lai Yi.

"Capture him."

Lai Yi thrashes his tail, sending water three feet into the air, then is fished into a glass tank, utterly heartbroken.

Help! There's a fishmonger here!

Lai Yi is captured by a fishmonger who calls himself the Crown Prince.

The human world is nothing like the one Lai Yi imagined. Humans have marvelous technology, and their bodies have evolved under cosmic radiation.

For instance, the human who captured Lai Yi has tentacles, like a creature from the deep sea.

Lai Yi beats his tail against the glass, tears welling in his eyes as he protests: I want to go home! I want to find the prince!

He wants to find a human prince, not a half-blood monster!

The Crown Prince patiently straightens Lai Yi's lovely pink fin frills. "Baby, I'm the prince here. Who else are you looking for?"

#The illiterate little mermaid is in for a rough time#

#A tentacled prince is still a prince#

[Pink Octopus] Yinuo x Fu Wenye

Yinuo is a little pink octopus, but before he even opens his eyes, he hears:

"It's so weak. Get rid of it."

The icy words enrage Yinuo, and he bites the other's lab coat without hesitation...

What nonsense!

Monsters run rampant in the apocalypse, and as one of them, Yinuo should be throwing his weight around.

But he's still a QQ-bouncy, strawberry-flavored jelly, easy for anyone to bully.

Then there's the weirdo who calls himself a doctor. He says Yinuo should become the perfect monster, forces him to eat all sorts of things, and even takes him along to deal with other monsters.

The food the doctor gives him is tasty, but Yinuo still sneaks bites of him.

Someone claiming to be the protagonist finds Yinuo and tells him that the doctor will destroy the base before long, including the little monster that is Yinuo.

Yinuo doesn't believe him, but still takes advantage of the chaos to run away. Before leaving, he makes sure to smack the doctor twice with his tentacles.

Big bad guy!

The little octopus wanders around outside in a rage, eating monsters when he's hungry and drinking rainwater when he's thirsty, until he turns into a wilted little jelly.

I really want the snacks the doctor gives me...

A pathetic string of drool rolls from the corner of Yinuo's eye.

Yinuo comes back, dragging a monster in front of the doctor, and demands fiercely:

"I want snacks!"

Yinuo doesn't hold back: "I'll help you, but I want something tasty."

[Hot-Tempered Lop-Eared Rabbit x Cold-Hearted CEO]

[Voodoo Doll x Cool Guy with Yin-Yang Eyes]

[Newbie Succubus x Overthinking High Schooler]

[Clueless Mermaid x Sadistic Prince]

[Little Pink Octopus x Obsessive Researcher]

[Lady White Snake x Black-Bellied Doctor]

[Black-Footed Cat x Strong Streamer]

Reader's Guide:

1. The nonhuman character is the shou, a cute little creature, and the gong is human.

2. The baby is really, really, really cute.

3. These characterizations are unique.

Theme: Give a little love and create a better tomorrow.