(Will start posting once the advance collection reaches 150.)
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Breaking news! The barbecue stall outside X University has been shut down by the school!
Word on the street is that the owner has been recruited to work in the cafeteria at the military academy across the road!
Students from X University and several nearby schools are wringing their hands: Damn it, is it too late to transfer now?
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Tianxing Military Academy has always been known for its decisiveness. In practice, that means if they can get by on nutritional supplements, they absolutely won't eat real food.
#Eating? It's just survival.#
#Blame the cafeteria food for being awful. Smiling.jpg#
But recently, the students have noticed that when noon rolls around, the teachers dismiss class right on time, the instructors race at a hundred meters per second, and even the grumpiest dean walks with a spring in his step.
They all have one destination, and one destination only: the cafeteria.
The students follow the crowd and see the pretty lady at the cafeteria counter serving up:
boiled beef in spicy sauce, sweet-and-sour pork, tofu stuffed with meat, soup dumplings with crab roe, duck blood vermicelli soup...
So good!
From then on, the students' weight keeps climbing, showing signs of going over the limit.
The teachers have no choice but to join them for extra training.
Before long, they've worked the other military academies into the ground =.=
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Then one day, the students' beloved military academy instructors' competition arrives.
Usually the teachers are the ones running around; now it's finally their turn to sit back and criticize.
Wait? Why are they taking our cafeteria lady away, too?
Besides cooking, what else could she possibly do...
Before they can finish, they watch Dan Tian, who looks completely harmless, send their instructor to take down the opposing blue team, all so she can deliver the food more easily.
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The instructors: Dan Tian used to be an outstanding command-track (emphasis) combatant (gritting their teeth)! She just made up her mind to become a chef (deeply regretful)!
Dan Tian: As for the ingredients at the front lines... Oh, I mean the insectoids, they've all been eaten. Why wouldn't I retire?
Theme: People are iron, food is steel; eating is the driving force behind everything