Dan Jia transmigrates into a CEO romance novel. The good news: nobody in the story has the same name as her, so she isn't an NPC who has to follow the plot. The bad news: she's so ordinary that no one would even hire her as a corporate drone.
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A University is hiring a full-time student counselor. High pay, 3,000 per hour, three semesters a year, three long vacations, seven types of insurance and a housing fund, a nine-to-five schedule, weekends off, full benefits, and free room and board.
At the group interview, the administrative teacher asks, "What special skills make you suited for this position?"
Applicant A: "I'm a fund manager. Every fund I manage only goes up, never down. My clients are 100% satisfied, and my people skills are maxed out!"
Applicant B: "I used to be a combat squad leader. I can fight, think on my feet, and I'm in great shape. I've got all the qualities a counselor needs."
Applicant C: "I used to be a head housekeeper at a five-star hotel. I'm best at handling all kinds of tasks, big and small, so clients have nothing to worry about and can focus on their own work."
Dan Jia: "I'm good at staying up late, playing on my phone, and falling asleep anywhere... I guess."
Administrative teacher: "Dan Jia, right? You're hired."
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The legendary A University is a treasured place for raising elite CEOs and genius women. It has a fine campus culture, rigorous academics, and a large number of highly accomplished students.
Dan Jia: This is great, this is great. I can settle down and enjoy retirement in this world--
After saying that, she slowly falls asleep on a bench in the emergency room.
She's ridden in an ambulance, been to the police station, swum in a river, taken a 24-hour extreme tour, and rescued someone in another province along the way. She's caught an unhinged CEO who does terrible things and stopped a brainless female supporting character from being used as someone else's pawn...
Life here is more exciting than the ten thousand worlds she worked in at the Quick Transmigration Bureau.
Dan Jia hugs her thermos of goji berry tea. Her kids can be innocent, foolish, and fragile, but turning into a lawbreaking tool to push the plot forward? No way!
Theme: Work hard and be a decent person