Xie Zhan is a completely natural roughneck. His everyday sentences usually start with "You motherf*cker" and end with "I motherf*cking," as in "You motherf*cker, you've got shit for brains" and "I motherf*cking want to dig out your eyeballs and stuff them up your XX."
For the first twenty-seven years of his life, he lived freely and wildly, until he transmigrated to another world and got a different face, too.
In this future world, women are scarce, and handsome men have become a rare commodity. He has the face of an unparalleled beauty.
The first time he opened his mouth to swear at someone, the person he cursed flushed all over and tensed up, muscles bulging, his gaze so blatant it seemed he would pounce any second.
Xie Zhan: "..." Don't ask. He just wants to shut himself away from the world.
Worse still, he can't find any teammates. They stare at him with eyes glued to his face, and forget all about the mission. All they remember is that they have to protect their pretty teammate!
Xie Zhan: "Fuck, you horny idiots!"
Fortunately, this world has highly advanced technology. Xie Zhan registers online as a professional "practice partner." Whether it's wilderness combat training or team battles to rack up points and level up, he's the perfect companion for work or travel... except for his foul mouth and tendency to swear.
Of course, online, he presents himself as a scruffy guy, so his cursing fits right in.
He also becomes best friends with a quiet, dependable guy who's all action and no talk.
One day, his taciturn friend comes to him for advice, asking how to pursue someone he's fallen in love with at first sight.
Xie Zhan is eager for a chance to spend time together and grow closer, so he gives him a whole pile of terrible advice.
Then he realizes... how come all this terrible advice seems to be getting used on him?
Xie Zhan: I treated you like a brother, and you want to top me? No way. Sure, best buddies can become boyfriends, but I can't give up my place as the big, dominant top. Switch positions and we can still have fun together.
A roughneck turns into an unparalleled beauty, and when he opens his mouth, the person across from him feels like they've been electrically charged from head to toe. Good heavens, such a fiery, passionate beauty! I'm in love!
Reading guide: 1. Top's perspective, one-on-one romance. The top is rough on the inside and an absolute beauty on the outside. All the filthy language he used during the first twenty-seven years of his life backfires on him, making everyone around him want to shut themselves away from the world. Lighthearted tone.
2. Exclusive to Jinjiang. Reposting without permission infringes copyright. (Blurb dated March 13, 2024.)
Theme: You reap what you sow.