I Used [Bleep] to Identify My Top, but Still Got the Wrong Person

My name is Lu Ren.

I'm a veteran low-level employee at the transmigration agency. My day-to-day job is delivering love letters to the protagonists in school romance worlds. I also moonlight as a gossip and, as a background character, get to show off their charms from the sidelines.

But one day, the transmigration agency's machines malfunctioned, and the plot didn't arrive in time. I had to identify the protagonist gong among dozens of transfer students and deliver the love letter at exactly the right moment.

Luckily, I'm dedicated and experienced. Based on the criteria that he had to be good-looking, have a tragic family background, possibly have the surname Gu, Shen, Lin, or Jiang, and that the protagonist shou might not be happy but was guaranteed to have a good sex life, so the protagonist gong's [BEEP] had to be huge, I quickly picked my candidate while using the bathroom.

I approached him without arousing suspicion and got to know him gradually. Soon, I'd written the perfect love letter.

Then I realized I'd picked the wrong person.

That wasn't the male lead. He was the second male lead.

**

Gu Mingyan is the second male lead in a school romance.

Of course, he has no idea.

He has exceptional looks, a broken family, and the protagonist shou as his unattainable ideal from his youth. His biggest problem lately is a pervert who seems to have his [BEEP] in his sights.

The pervert is called Lu Ren. He's average-looking and average-height. Fortunately, he's willing to help others in need, so he can at least be called a pervert with some moral boundaries.

But twisted love never ends well.

Gu Mingyan is utterly disgusted, extremely wary, and adamantly rejects him.

But the little pervert is clingy. He remembers Gu Mingyan's eating habits, which even his family doesn't care about. He keeps him company when he's sad, and when everyone else is blaming him, he comes through the darkness with a bouquet of flowers.

Gradually, Gu Mingyan starts to think the little pervert isn't so ordinary after all. His cheeks are soft, his eyes are bright, and he no longer wants his unattainable ideal. The little pervert seems pretty great.

Of course, he knows the little pervert likes him, and he's waiting for him to confess.

He waits and waits...

And then the protagonist gong shows up.

1. A self-deluding, eventually smitten gong x a sunny, goofy shou

2. The main story uses both first- and third-person narration. At heart, it's a fluffy, sweet story with little conflict.

3. There's a System, but it doesn't play a big role, mostly popping up now and then to make a quip.

4. Updates are irregular, but I have an outline, so I won't abandon it. I'm currently doing my best to get back on track.

Theme: Sincerity for sincerity