[Jujutsu Kaisen] My Unhinged Boyfriend Keeps Trying to Kill Me

With the help of the gods, I begin the third run of my life.

In this run, I'm back with a certain idiot white-haired man and a crazy guy with a single clump of bangs. Thanks so much to the gods for being so thoughtful and letting me bring all the skills I picked up in my first two runs to take on these two problem children for a second time.

As we spend time together, the white-haired man, Gojo Satoru, keeps feeling that something is off. "Why... do you always feel so familiar to me?"

The crazy guy with a single clump of bangs, Geto Suguru, catches on, too. "She's completely my soulmate. She understands me so well. We have to be the best match in the world."

Gojo Satoru: "?"

Geto Suguru: "?"

Anyway, the third run goes pretty smoothly. I keep both of them close, over and over, for the long haul, never letting go. At last, I reach the pinnacle of my life and live a happy life until my natural death, dying happily surrounded by everyone...

Gojo Satoru: "Who said you could die?"

Geto Suguru: "After making us your bodyguards for so long, you're just going to leave us and die once you've fulfilled your wish?"

Me: "..."

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Geto Suguru smiles. "You have to make a choice before you die today."

Gojo Satoru wears the same smile. "You have to give us a straight answer before you die."

...Someone save me. They're terrifying!

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