Sorcerers and Dogs Not Allowed

Sorcerers and dogs are not allowed! Ability users, either.

Blurb here:

A very unusual restaurant has recently appeared in the mountains outside Tokyo. It's in an extremely remote location, but business is surprisingly good.

The head chef is a handsome, two-meter-tall, muscular man with dark skin. In the kitchen, new knives and cutting boards are ruined every day.

At the front desk is a blond young man with fox-like eyes whose pupils disappear when he smiles. His greatest pleasure is humming as he counts the cash register over and over.

The waitstaff are three cheerful, enthusiastic sisters who look exactly alike. Their hair is so pale it looks like the ink ran out, each sister's lighter than the last. Every now and then, they speak in unison and give people a fright.

At dawn each day, a gloomy, human-shaped creature wrapped head to toe in a hat, mask, and scarf goes out to buy the day's ingredients, then disappears to who knows where.

If you order takeout, a young man with long hair and an uncanny resemblance to a pink-haired rabbit will deliver it right on time, watch in hand. He'll even add an adorable rabbit wink and hope you'll order again.

There's also a cleaner who's almost never seen and an owner who comes and goes like a dragon.

One day, a white-haired teacher from Jujutsu High accidentally ordered a luxurious parfait for takeout while on a mission.

So outside a Special Grade curse's domain, the rabbit-like young man politely knocked on the door. When no one answered, he smiled and, with only ten seconds left on his watch, kicked open the curse's "front door."

The cursed speech user, chased by the curse and blundering into the kitchen, stood as still as a chicken while watching the tall, muscular, white-haired chef beat the Special Grade curse into a punching bag.

One day, a certain bandage-wearing man who was always throwing himself into the river found a damp seaweed lady there and kindly called out to wake her.

The next second, because he hadn't managed to untangle his bandages from her hair, the supplier, rushing to work, dragged him along and swam all the way from Yokohama to Tokyo.

After losing the diamond, Boss Mori sent the user of gravity to track it down. At last, he found a restaurant so remote that it seemed impossible for anyone to visit.

Then the stone lions on either side of the entrance stepped down from their stands and merged into a gray-haired, gray-eyed cleaner.

The cleaner expertly pointed to the conspicuous sign at the entrance.

[Sorcerers and dogs are not allowed.]

[P.S. Ability users are not allowed either.]

You ask why?...

The owner himself pulled out a very long bill.

Why did he have to open his restaurant in the mountains? Do you sorcerers and ability users have no idea what you're like?

A delightful secret-identity story! All the secret identities are original characters!

It's a yokai restaurant, so when they first tried opening in the city, they got caught in the crossfire of the jujutsu world and ability users. (Tragic.)

The owner learned his lesson and decided to move to the mountains.

But it made no damn difference. (Doge)

Probably no pairing or a main character who tops. The owner is the real self, and there'll be misunderstandings about how everyone (the secret identities) loves the owner, plus the delightfully predictable jealousy! I'm a simple person, and I love this stuff. (Sorry.)

If you like it, feel free to take it home! Who knows, this pot might just cook up a meal on its own one day. (Hands on hips.)

Theme: Sincerity is the ultimate weapon.