Your Samoyed’s Fur Is Dirty

Zhang Zimu's Samoyed recently learned a new trick: opening doors by itself.

So whenever it got restless, it would open the door and go out for a walk, often coming back filthy.

Zhang Zimu helplessly surveyed the string of paw prints across his home and the Samoyed's dirt-stained fur. Resigned to his fate, he bathed the little tyrant and mopped the floor.

Then one day, while bathing the Samoyed, he realized his dog seemed to have gotten a whole lot fatter!

Later, a new roommate moved into the house: Zhou Xingyuan, the son of Zhang Zimu's academic advisor, who happened to be studying nearby.

The moment the Samoyed saw Zhou Xingyuan, it abandoned Zhang Zimu and circled around its new roommate.

Samoyeds were naturally friendly, but this was way too clingy! It had even forgotten its own dad!

Zhang Zimu was incredibly annoyed. He watched the man and dog having a great time together, then glanced at the Samoyed's newly plump figure.

Well, that solved the mystery.

His Samoyed had been pretending to be a stray and swindling the new roommate out of a month's worth of dog food.

Zhang Zimu: "I'll pay for my dog's crimes. If there's anything you want, just ask me."

Zhou Xingyuan nodded. "I'll remember that."

One day, with the room door locked, the Samoyed wanted to get in. The sound of it scratching at the doorframe was especially clear. Zhang Zimu's legs trembled as he bit his lower lip and asked with difficulty, "Are you..."

Zhou Xingyuan smiled. "Senior, I'm here to collect my debt."

Some dog: If anything goes, then does that mean we can do it again? ^v^!

Some Zhang: Damn it... (a kind of plant)

Some dog: You got it!

Younger wolfdog seme x older cheerful uke

First version of the blurb captured on March 12, 2024

*The completed sweet romance in the same series, What Ails Young Master Today?, can be found on the author's page.

*Please add the upcoming novel, What Should I Do After the Villain Awakens Following a Revision?, to your reading list!

[Main story told from the uke's perspective]

*Seme's perspective:

Tan Zhang was one of the top-ranked alphas at an elite academy, living a life admired by all, until one day he realized he seemed to be in a novel, where everything around him changed whenever the author revised the story!

Tan Zhang carried two large bags of cat food to his friend's house, only to be met with a baffled look. "I have a dog."

Tan Zhang: OK, fine.

He called his housekeeper to bring over two bags of dog food. When he turned back, an owl flew right into his face.

His friend looked confused. "Why did you bring dog food? I have an owl!"

Tan Zhang: ...?

The omega Ruan Li, who had arrived just before him, held up his phone and enthusiastically snapped photos of the owl. "What a great pet!"

-

One of the school's alphas had a pheromone imbalance, and the campus descended into chaos.

Standing on the sports field, Tan Zhang was baffled. This alpha had smelled like an oil field exploding just a moment ago. How had he suddenly started smelling like roses?

Nearby, Ruan Li seemed to have just survived some kind of devastating blow. He leaned against the wall and coughed violently. Roses... they smell so good! T︿T

-

Later, Tan Zhang realized he might have fallen for an omega named Ruan Li.

He couldn't help paying attention to him. Then one day, the alpha saw Ruan Li typing into a document, and everything around them changed with his words.

The omega put down his phone with elegant poise and stared at the thing in Tan Zhang's hand, looking full of anticipation.

Tan Zhang followed his gaze and looked down.

What the hell! Where did this muzzle come from?!

*Uke's perspective:

One day, Ruan Li woke up and discovered he had transmigrated into the ABO web novel he had been procrastinating on. If he didn't complete the system's story-filling task, it would erase him!

Ruan Li turned over a new leaf. As he revised the story and filled in the gaps, his life changed along with it.

This alpha's pheromones smell awful? Change it!

How can the protagonist's pet be so ordinary? Change it!

As Ruan Li made one major revision after another, he suddenly realized that a villain who was supposed to turn evil later in the story was getting more and more handsome. And after he dressed him in some outfits featuring his favorite kinks, the way the villain looked at him seemed... a little strange.

Tan Zhang, wearing a see-through suit, advanced step by step under his gaze. "Do you like seeing me dressed like this?"

Ruan Li: !(*///o///*)!

Hey, villain, why aren't you following the plot?!

Theme: Sometimes things turn out well when you least expect it.