When I Became a Dog

At a late-night street food stall, Xia Xi hugged a bottle of beer and joked bitterly with a friend.

"The company went bankrupt, the boss ran off, and I've been out of college for three years. I don't own a house or a car, and now I've lost my job too.

I've spent a whole year scrimping and saving, and I haven't even dared go to Haidilao once. I still can't afford a single square meter of housing in this city. What's the point of being human?"

His friend felt exactly the same and clinked glasses with him.

"There is no point. If you became a dog, what would you do?"

A question that hit him right in the soul. But Xia Xi was in a very good state of mind at that moment.

"Find a rich owner to latch onto. Eat the most expensive dog food, and whenever I see a utility pole, lift a hind leg and take a leak. Maybe even find out what shit tastes like..."

Xia Xi was already drunk, completely letting loose...

He thought he'd have to look for a job again at dawn, but then he discovered he'd really turned into a dog, and not even a weaned one. Just as he was starving so badly his vision blurred, about to overcome his inhibitions and go searching for a dumpster, he bumped into a pair of black leather shoes.

From then on, the gears of fate began to turn. He really did latch onto a rich owner, a very gentle man.

Ye Muting would make formula for him himself, cradle him and gently rock him to tease him, kiss his forehead tenderly, and play games with him...

From then on, he ate the most expensive dog food and had a room of his own in a villa. He didn't have to worry about making ends meet or paying rent. Being human was miserable, but his dog life had reached its peak.

Just as he thought he could keep living this way forever, Ye Muting came down with a serious illness. He still held him, but now there was a trace of reluctance between his brows.

"What will you do when I'm gone?"

He licked Ye Muting's face over and over, until the "Rescue System" awakened in his ears.

From then on, the lazy soy-milk pup went all out completing missions, all to save the one person who had treated him well with a pure heart.

Note: Unhinged comedy. If you turned into a dog, what would you do?

Leave a comment, and I'll make anything I can write happen for you. The whole point is to let loose.

He can turn back into a human later.

Theme: Being human isn't easy, so cherish it while you can.