Play Five Dungeon NPCs at Once, and the Monsters Will Come After You

Upcoming novel: *The Last Beautiful Old Human in the Entire Galaxy* When he wakes up, ordinary but beautiful Jiang Jin discovers that the world is about to turn into an infinite-flow dungeon, and that he’ll become a background-character NPC. At first, it sounds pretty good. He can breeze through the world’s most terrifying scenarios, work easy hours as a librarian at the Hell High School during the day, have dinner in the afternoon with his older sister, a nurse at the psychiatric hospital, and return to the haunted apartment at night to sleep in comfort. Every now and then, he can pretend to be reluctant while giving players a crucial clue. It sounds like a very comfortable life. But things don’t seem so simple. With too few staff, he has no choice but to work as an NPC in five separate infinite-flow dungeons… Great. Now he’s a thoroughly overworked corporate drone, and the worst part is he doesn’t even get paid. Jiang Jin is about to collapse from exhaustion. To make matters worse, all five dungeon bosses are top-tier S+ ranks. Players in their worlds always get wiped out, and the dungeons can’t be sealed off. They can only be restarted over and over until the worlds are destroyed. The NPCs inside get reassigned to other dungeons to keep working. Jiang Jin can’t sit around anymore. He rolls up his sleeves and secretly starts fighting back. Taking advantage of his NPC status, he quietly gives players clues. Since he’s an old acquaintance of the other NPCs, he uses their connections to cheat and get special treatment. If he can’t bluff his way through, he can always rely on his ghostly brute strength. If he can solve a problem by hitting it, why bother thinking! Even if he occasionally seems to offend some big-shot boss, he isn’t afraid. He knows five of them… Jiang Jin moves between them like a social butterfly. Anyway, when a dungeon ends, the big shots leave and nobody remembers a thing. After all his meddling, the dungeons are a complete mess. Amid the players’ overwhelming admiration, he finally gets them to the last day, where they face the five top-tier bosses. With so many players, surely someone will clear the dungeon. Jiang Jin turns and walks away, lying flat while he waits for good news. He really does lie flat, eyes closed on the school field, happily planning a trip for when this is all over. Under the sunlight, his black hair is like a gorgeous flower, and his red lips are especially alluring. As the players draw closer to clearing the dungeon, the raging world grows quieter and more pleasant. But then someone shamelessly sneaks a kiss from him, then takes things further by slipping in their tongue. Jiang Jin jumps up in shock, ready to catch the culprit, then stares in disbelief at the familiar big-shot suspects. Suspect number one: A popular male ghost at the school, secretly a perverted stalker. Suspect number two: A silver-haired beauty ghost with obsessive-compulsive tendencies and a violent temper at the psychiatric hospital. Suspect number three: A handsome neighbor in the villa who comes and goes at all hours, always carrying a knife. … They’re all staring at him, their eyes bloodred. Beautiful, clueless layabout receiving lead X a split, unhinged big-shot giving lead Reading guide: The male lead is a pervert. Read at your own discretion. Upcoming novel: *The Last Beautiful Old Human in the Entire Galaxy* In the year 7549, after countless rounds of genetic evolution, humanity successfully transformed into flawless new humans. New humans are generally healthy, good-looking, and physically fit, with powerful mental strength. Their lifestyles are incredibly scientific: they drink the healthiest nutrient solutions, and most people remain single for life, relying on advanced technology to reproduce. They worship perfection and strength. The golden ratio rules the entire galaxy, and humanity’s standards of beauty have grown ever more exacting. Then an archaeological team excavates the sleeping body of an old human boy. The old human boy has skin that’s too pale and a body so frail he seems as if a gust of wind could scatter him. His limbs seem overly long, and his delicate features don’t fit the perfect male proportions. And yet he’s truly beautiful, like a legendary siren, irresistibly drawing everyone’s gaze. Everyone in the galaxy wants to wake him. - Renowned as perfection among the perfect, Marshal Huo, the Empire’s right hand, makes his first order upon returning to the capital: send the old human to the military. The people of the galaxy are terrified, afraid that the cold, ruthless Marshal will throw the boy onto the front lines as cannon fodder. … Theme: Spread love and beauty.