Magical Girl Uchiha [Watch Party]

One day, I suddenly transmigrated.

As a member of the Uchiha clan in the Warring States era, I look at my brothers Madara and Izuna and think, I get it, I get it. Next I'll punch the Senju, kick Black Zetsu, and lead the Uchiha to the pinnacle of life

Kyubey wags its tail. "You're a child with potential, too. Would you like to make a contract with me?"

Me: ...?

Wait, why is there a Kyubey here?!!!

After Black Zetsu turned into Kyubey, I also discovered Homura Akemi in the Uchiha clan, Madoka Kaname in the Senju clan, Shinichi Kudo in the Hyuga clan, and Ran Mouri in the Uzumaki clan. The summoning circle I drew on a whim actually produced a result, and it was Caster Dazai, no less. Big Brother Madara mysteriously tells me there's an organization called sorcerers secretly stirring up trouble in the ninja world, and tomorrow he's going with Hashirama to punish evil and uphold justice...

In the end, this world has gone completely off the rails in exactly the way I wanted.

I think gravely: I must be in a Tsukuyomi world!

The original characters, forced to watch this world, are just as confused. "What, is it fashionable now to gather a bunch of villains in one world and make them fight it out? But what kind of formidable villains could a world produce if its Demon King can be casually killed?"

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Kyubey, Brain, Muzan, and the others, offended by this, all gave it a thumbs-down.

Reader's guide:

1. As you can see, everyone's out of character, and no one's doing anything they should be doing.

2. There's no logic or timeline. The only guarantee is that everyone gets a happy ending. They're all magical-girl Uchihas, so cut me some slack.

3. I'm a sucker for this stuff, and I love reaction fics. A mountain of headcanons, with alterations and foreshadowing, not plot holes.

4. The transmigrator never reveals their secret identity to the real world. There is also Madara-induced delusion. Couples are set, friendship and family bonds are the focus, and romance is a minor element.

5. A lighthearted palate cleanser, written for fun. Short story (maybe).

Theme: Miracles and magic really do exist!