Before becoming Caicai Pig, I was an excellent NPC in the Detective Conan world next door. Whether I was a cannon-fodder member of the Black Organization or a rookie police officer, I handled everything with ease. I was also an expert on all kinds of ways to die, and never flinched at being fried, stir-fried, boiled, or deep-fried...
As a background NPC, I had an ambitious heart. I wanted to become a supporting character. After reaching level 99, I received my promotion quest. It was pretty simple: live to the age of 100.
My support System 250 gave me a 1,500-page guide. After I diligently studied it, I found the final note:
This guide was extracted from the Host's personal experiences... Just do the opposite, and you'll definitely live to be a hundred.
Me: Heh...
After giving the System a sound beating, we found a great way to exploit a bug.
First playthrough, "Becoming a Curse":
In Shibuya, I turned myself into a curse and broke open the Prison Realm. Smiling at WTW, who looked astonished, I said, "Good thing you're all right."
Then I dissolved into bubbles right in front of him.
System: Progress bar, 27% get.
Second playthrough, "You and the World":
After pouring most of my cursed energy into Gojo Satoru, I raced to the Tombs of the Star Corridor and found Riko-chan, who had already stopped breathing. I picked her up and used my technique.
Watching WTW catch up behind me, I smiled and closed my eyes, silently saying, "Be sure to cremate me."
System: Progress bar, 44% get.
Third playthrough, "Twisted Love":
This time, when I opened my eyes, I was surrounded by ruins. This time, WTW could no longer look at me with that complicated expression.
I picked up his body, ignoring the Curse King's attack, and began to sing softly.
Then I vanished beneath WTW's frenzied gaze.
The Curse King sneered. "Who'd have thought that the disgusting Big Three families would have such a strange one? Love really is the most twisted curse."
System: Progress bar, 71% get.
When I opened my eyes in the fourth playthrough, I discovered that I had become a child. After looking at my progress bar, I decided to focus on staying alive first, and think about exploiting bugs later.
Though the jujutsu world was a garbage heap, as someone who benefited from it, I didn't seem to have any reason to look down on it. But I never expected that the jujutsu world wasn't just a garbage heap. It had no bottom, either.
They were actually employing child labor!
I decided to tear down this dump right away, but as soon as I reached the entrance, a certain big cat burst through the door and seized me by the scruff of my destiny-
"Go on, sacrifice yourself! Keep on sacrificing! I'll give you the whole world. How about sacrificing us together?"
Later,
The System and I fought in the space until cat fur was flying everywhere, and in the end we still couldn't figure out why WTW had memories from multiple playthroughs!
A battle-hardened, emotionally oblivious bottom vs. a darkened, deranged, possessive top
Theme: One thought brings life and death, one thought brings reincarnation.
