After transmigrating, Wutiao Cang looks at the bracelets on his hands. Great, three pairs of Six Eyes. He just made them, and they're still warm!
Thinking of the infuriating higher-ups, the curses that make him cringe, and the plot that's fallen all the way down to the Mariana Trench, he chooses the safest option: lay low.
But nobody told him they could hear his thoughts!
On the way to a school mixer, he passes Suguru Geto. A sigh freezes between his lips: "Can't find a reason to smile in this world? Death won't solve the problem. I'd rather deal with the people causing it, like the higher-ups in the jujutsu world."
Suguru Geto stares after him, lost in thought. Just who is that person?
Did he hear that as his thoughts?!
He goes to Tokyo to see a movie, only to run into a special-grade curse. Wutiao Cang considers making Tokyo a restricted area in the future and grumbles internally: "How do I run into a special-grade curse every time I go to see a movie? What a pain. But Junpei really has it rough. Not only did he let a wolf into his home, he got his own mother killed."
Yuuji and Nanami hear every word and shudder. Yuuji turns to stop the other man, but Nanami holds him back.
Breaking into a cold sweat, Nanami snaps a photo of the man's retreating figure and calls an utterly unreliable teacher: "Did someone dig up your family's graves? Why... does he have three pairs of Six Eyes?"
Three days later, the strongest shows up at his door.
"I heard you dug up my family's graves?" The cat is disappointed to be left out of something this fun.
"Also, I heard you might be my great-great-great-great-grandfather?"
Wutiao Cang: "No thanks to being accused of being your ancestor, but I'm open to a paternity test for a married couple."
One day, the mysterious student Wutiao Cang is "invited" to the office. Faced with questions from a dark-skinned workaholic, he looks confused.
"Why was I there that day? I wanted to see a detective showdown! I even bet on whether it would be Keikan or Kankan!"
"…!" The workaholic breaks into a cold sweat and, looking a little guilty, avoids his childhood friend's eyes.
Wutiao Cang adds, "Actually, I also want to know whether it's HagiMatsu or MatsuHagi!"
The police academy group cries out in unison: "No! You don't need to know!"
Note: The person in the picture is the male lead, not Gojo the cat.
Upcoming IF story, 16-year-old Cang x 28-year-old Satoru, "My Thoughts Say the Opposite"
Wutiao Cang feels like he's being targeted. Not only did he miss the Kurta Clan exam, his lover, who was right there, has disappeared too.
His useless support System thinks he isn't unlucky enough, so while he's not looking, it secretly installs [Don't Guess My Thoughts 2.0].
Bad news: His thoughts can be leaked at any time.
Good news: His thoughts are reversed.
Now things are going to get interesting.
On the bustling Shibuya Bridge, Wutiao Cang stops Yuuji Itadori and says with a bright smile, "You know Satoru, right? Take me to him."
Staring at the Wutiao Cang who suddenly appeared, Yuuji Itadori steps back warily. "Who are you?"
Wutiao Cang gives an innocent smile. "He's a friend of mine. I came to catch up."
Unbeknownst to him, Yuuji hears his reversed thoughts: [He's the bastard who abandoned me. I'm going to cut him into a thousand pieces.]
The young man seems completely unaware his thoughts are being leaked. His smile never changes, but his eyes reveal a hint of murderous intent.
A shocked Yuuji Itadori: ???
Kugisaki Nobara, who has been fed a head full of false information by Yuuji Itadori, asks with great curiosity, "What exactly do you want with Gojo-sensei?"
Wutiao Cang, completely unaware, tells the truth. "Of course I'm here to save him."
Unbeknownst to him, his thoughts are reversed again: [Of course I'm here to cut him into a thousand pieces.]
Kugisaki Nobara: !!!
Looking at the young man before her, whose words and thoughts don't match and whose lips curl into a "mocking" smile, she takes a step back.
Looking at Geto, with stitches across the top of his head, Wutiao Cang's expression turns serious.
[The final source text is garbled and cannot be translated.]
Theme: Communication requires honesty