After Losing My Memory, I Mistook My Aloof Boss for My Husband

One drunken night, Pei Nanche slept with someone. The next morning, before he could make out the person's face, he fell and hit his head, losing his memory.

When he opened his eyes again, he saw a handsome face. Pei Nanche stared at the man for a few seconds, and a little scene titled "My Clingy Husband and His Fussy, Adorable Wife" automatically loaded into his mind.

Then he slapped the man's chest and scolded him indignantly. "What kind of husband are you? Why aren't you picking me up? Do you want me to punish you according to the rules of our household?"

Jiang Ling: "?"

*

Jiang Ling was a ruthless, cold-blooded business tycoon. He never allowed himself to make a single misstep in life, but one night he lost control and slept with his secretary.

Even more absurdly, his secretary lost his memory afterward and clung to him, convinced he was his secret husband.

Before, his secretary had always obeyed him, like a well-behaved kitten.

But now

"I'm bored. Why don't we have a fight? Then you can make it up to me, okay, hubby?"

"Why didn't you greet me this morning? Who at the company is more important than your wife?"

"You jerk, your mouth's the toughest part of you. What, is it so hard to admit your wife is irresistible?"

Before, his secretary had been honest and proper, never daring to cross the line.

But now

He gave him a tie clip as a present and insisted on putting it on him himself. He deliberately wore a loose shirt and lingered by the bed, revealing tantalizing glimpses beneath the collar whenever he leaned over...

Jiang Ling was at his wits' end. He couldn't imagine how terrible it would be if Pei Nanche kept thinking of him as his husband. Even less could he imagine what a nightmare it would be if they had to live together for the rest of their lives.

If time could go back to the day before Pei Nanche lost his memory, Jiang Ling would rather die than sleep with him.

*

After living together for a while, Jiang Ling gradually realized that the nightmare was actually kind of... sweet?

His "wife" was a bit of a handful, but he was adorable, knew how to flirt and tease, and was just his type.

Jiang Ling slowly fell for him...

[Bonus Scene]

One night, Pei Nanche quietly slipped into Jiang Ling's bed, peeking out with two foxlike eyes. He whispered, "Hubby, hasn't it been ages since we did that?"

The next morning, Jiang Ling opened his eyes to see Pei Nanche sitting quietly at the bedside, nervously clasping his hands. His face was full of worry. "President Jiang, did I... do something inappropriate last night?"

For the first time, the usually calm and composed Jiang Ling panicked. He gripped Pei Nanche's wrist tightly, his Adam's apple bobbing.

"You haven't called me President Jiang in ages. You call me hubby."

□□; amnesia trope; the love interest had an ex he dated for four months, with a 2% role in the story; both are sexually inexperienced; sweet romance

2024-10-18, revised 2025-05-26

Coming soon: "Straight Daddy Gets Jealous Every Day"

In other people's eyes, Lu Zhixiao was a cold, unfeeling straight CEO. The only person he spoiled without restraint was Tong Ran, the son of an old friend of his father's.

When Tong Ran scraped his hand, he wanted Lu Zhixiao to blow on it. When he found his Chinese medicine bitter, he wanted Lu Zhixiao to feed it to him. When he couldn't sleep at night, he wanted Lu Zhixiao to stay with him...

Lu Zhixiao indulged him in everything. He loved spoiling him.

He thought his little tagalong would always be obedient. Then one day, Lu Zhixiao happened to open Tong Ran's diary: "I want to bite his Adam's apple." "I want to see him sweat for me." "I want to kiss him, hug him, sleep with him."

The page of scandalous fantasies made Lu Zhixiao see black. Oh no! Some other man is trying to seduce my little brother!

After that, he tried to set Tong Ran straight while secretly investigating the other man.

Tong Ran was looking at workout photos of some faceless guy on his computer.

Lu Zhixiao caught sight of the man's six-pack and didn't recognize himself.

"It's all Photoshop. A scam to fool kids." He gave a cold laugh, snapped the laptop shut, grabbed Tong Ran's hand, and pressed it against his own rock-hard abs.

"Feel that? This is the real deal. If you want to see abs from now on, come to me. Don't look at that other junk."

Tong Ran swallowed and nodded obediently. Yeah, the real thing definitely felt better.

Tong Ran deliberately wore a black Lolita dress and wandered around the villa's garden. His legs were long and straight beneath the skirt, and the garter ribbons, decorated with silver chains and bows, jingled softly as he moved.

Lu Zhixiao's eyelid twitched. He grabbed Tong Ran by the wrist and pulled him in front of a mirror.

"Do you know what happens when you dress like this and a bad man gets his hands on you?"

He pressed against Tong Ran from behind, letting his large hands roam dramatically over the young man's waist, hoping the mock "demonstration" would scare him off.

"He'll bully you terribly, just like this, and tear your clothes off! Are you scared? If you are, don't ever dress like that again!"

Tong Ran's cheeks turned bright red as he felt the warmth behind him. Oh my, what if this just makes me more excited...

Then one day, Tong Ran used his supplementary card to book a room with a king-size bed.

Lu Zhixiao couldn't take it anymore and stormed to the hotel, full of murderous intent.

Tong Ran had just finished showering. His bathrobe hung loosely off his shoulders, water still dripping from his collarbone.

Lu Zhixiao strode forward, his voice low and harsh. "The men out there only want your body. None of them are any good. Tell me, who is this other man? I'll destroy him!"

Tong Ran laughed in disbelief!

He grabbed Lu Zhixiao's tie and kissed him fiercely.

Lu Zhixiao: "..."

Lu Zhixiao: "?"

#About how I put myself on a wanted list worldwide#

#The other man I've been guarding against was me all along#

[Bonus Scene]

Tong Ran threw a fit and tried to run away from home, pushing at the man blocking the door. "Move! I'm not living with a cowardly straight guy!"

Lu Zhixiao's eyes darkened. He gripped that slender waist with one hand and hoisted Tong Ran over his shoulder.

"Who says I'm straight? Come on, let's go to bed and see for yourself."

He kicked open the bedroom door, locked it behind him, and pushed Tong Ran against the edge of the bed, his scorching fingertips brushing his lips.

"I've memorized every 'I want to hug him, kiss him, sleep with him' in your diary. We've got a long night ahead, so tonight I'll give you everything on that list, one by one..."

Theme: Love can change everything