Regret! I Shouldn’t Have Bent That Straight CEO

Song Mi's younger brother got dumped. He said he'd been dating a rich, handsome guy named Gong Chen for two months, until the guy ended things with a simple, "Sorry, I realized I'm actually straight."

Song Mi was furious!

Looking at the photo of that ridiculously handsome face, he swore he'd get revenge for his brother.

He spent the whole night scouring the internet until he found Gong Chen's social media account, where he spotted a new ad for a nutritionist.

Song Mi's eyes lit up. There was his chance!

You scummy jerk. You're straight, huh? Just you wait. I'll seduce you, toy with you, turn you gay, then dump you like a used rag!

Song Mi concealed his identity and got the job thanks to his professional skills and his cool, seductive face.

Once he was working alongside Gong Chen, he went all in on his seduction game.

He wore a white sweater with a deep V-neck and rolled up his sleeves to chop vegetables at the counter, leaning over at just the right angle to reveal a tantalizing glimpse of his chest.

He pretended to have hurt his shoulder and asked Gong Chen to tie his apron for him. Once the other man was close behind him, he suddenly turned his head, deliberately brushing his nose against the man's chin. His voice was soft and light. "Mr. Gong, you tied it so tight. Are you afraid I'll run away?"

He "carefully" planned Gong Chen's meals, serving kidney, oysters, and lamb with eucommia bark one after another. He even put on a coy voice and leaned toward the man:

"According to the gut-brain axis theory, your gut knows what your brain wants. You've been working so hard, Mr. Gong. You should eat more meat..."

After a while, the calm restraint in Gong Chen's eyes finally gave way to desire. His gaze grew hotter by the day, lingering on Song Mi as if it might set him on fire.

He lowered his head to kiss Song Mi's fingertips. His voice was low and magnetic, rough with desire. "Be with me. I'll love you and take good care of you."

Ha. Song Mi smiled as he looped his arms around the man's neck, but inwardly he was laughing coldly. So you fell for me, huh? You love me, huh? You want to take care of me, huh?

That night, after they kissed passionately in the kitchen and nearly went too far, Song Mi wiped his still-moist lips and gently pushed away the man holding him tight.

"Mr. Gong, the day after tomorrow is your birthday. I'll give you myself as the 'main course.' The best things are worth waiting for, right?"

But on the night of Gong Chen's birthday, Song Mi packed his bags and left a note in the kitchen: [Bye-bye, you scummy jerk!]

Then he took the six-figure sum he'd earned from Gong Chen over the past two months and made a stylish getaway.

The moment he stepped through his front door, his younger brother called, sounding overjoyed. "Bro, Gong Chen and I made up. Oh, wait, his real name is Gong Yu. He'd been dating me under his older brother's name, and he confessed everything today!"

Song Mi: "..."

Only then did Song Mi realize that the guy who'd dumped his brother and the guy he'd been seducing and trying to turn gay were twin brothers!

He was screwed! He'd gone after the wrong one!!!

Song Mi regretted everything and wanted to go back and beg for forgiveness. But then he remembered how meticulously he'd planned his seduction, not to mention all the "nutritious delicacies" he'd been feeding the guy...

Song Mi felt a chill run down his spine. Better to run first and ask questions later.

He bought a plane ticket and prepared to flee to the neighboring city that very night. But the instant he opened the door, he collided headfirst with a solid chest.

Gong Chen stared at him with deep, inscrutable eyes. He calmly closed and locked the door, then backed Song Mi into a corner, one step at a time. He held the note that said [scummy jerk] in his hand, his voice dangerous and low.

"Teacher Song, what happened to that 'birthday feast' you promised me?"

Song Mi's back pressed against the cold wall, his legs trembling uncontrollably.

Gong Chen gave a low laugh, wrapped an arm around Song Mi's soft waist, and brushed his burning lips over his earlobe.

"Teacher Song, do you remember that gut-brain axis theory you mentioned? It doesn't matter if you don't. Tonight, I'll help you review it from beginning to end..."

Seductive nutritionist uke who hooks the wrong man x scheming big shot seme who talks himself into it

The seme's twin younger brother was the one who'd dumped the uke's younger brother. The seme himself had been innocently blamed.

Theme: Love should be sincere.