[Seven-Five] Oh No! Zhan Zhao Heard That

“The Seven Heroes” The Long, Lingering Gaze, currently serialized. Previews: “The Seven Heroes” Don’t Try to Deny It, Zhan Zhao and Is Your Heart True to Mine?

Ruan Hongyu stayed up reading a Zhan Zhao fanfic until three thirty in the morning.

When she woke up, she found herself inside the book, as a twenty-one-year-old unmarried woman considered an old maid.

An old maid? This is practically being young again, sister!

She was in the prime of her life. Why waste time thinking about marriage instead of getting her career going?

Her mother, Matchmaker Ruan, wouldn’t have it. “I’m a famous matchmaker far and wide. If my own daughter can’t find a husband, it’ll ruin my reputation! I’ll find you someone tomorrow!”

Ruan Hongyu: “Mother, I like men like Lord Zhan. Find someone who measures up to him.”

Matchmaker Ruan: “Pah! A toad dreaming of eating swan meat!”

Zhan Zhao had recently been patrolling the East Street market. Whenever he passed the cosmetics shop, Miss Ruan always found a few words to say to him.

At first, he thought she was just making polite conversation as they crossed paths. But the more he thought about it, the stranger it seemed. Was she finding all sorts of ways to flirt with him?

One day, by chance, he and Miss Ruan were walking in the same direction during his patrol. They brushed sleeves as they dodged a peddler carrying a load, and suddenly a voice sounded in his mind.

Zhan Zhao has to be at least 187 centimeters tall, right? I’d have to stand on tiptoe to kiss him. Look at that stern expression, his lips pressed so tightly together. I’d love to pry his mouth open and see what he tastes like.

Zhan Zhao: ????

He glanced down. Miss Ruan smiled at him. “The market’s so crowded today, it’s hard to move.”

His lips look even sexier from this angle. I want to nibble wetly from his ear down his neck. Mm... just thinking about it makes my legs go weak. A man like Zhan Zhao is hard to resist even just looking at him. I can’t imagine how amazing he’d be in bed.

Zhan Zhao: !!!!

Heavens. He needed to go back and ask Mr. Gongsun to check his pulse. Could the poison in his system still be lingering? Otherwise, why would he be hearing Miss Ruan say such scandalous things?

One day, Miss Ruan’s younger brother secretly sought out Zhan Zhao, saying he suspected his sister had been possessed by a fox spirit!

“My sister smears her face black at night. She must be making a human-skin mask!”

“My sister twists herself into all kinds of strange poses in her room, like a pretzel. She must be practicing sorcery!”

“My sister used to be a great cook, but now she can’t even light a fire!”

“And there’s more! She never used to dress up, but now she wears a different outfit every day. She’s always smelling wonderful and looks so beautiful. She can’t be my sister. She must be a fox spirit!”

Zhan Zhao thought, What’s going on? Why does this sound so convincing?

*An absolutely sweet romance.

*Everyday life, with cases on the side.

The Girl Is Sweet and Clingy [The Seven Heroes]

Song Qingshi was rescued by a kind family while fleeing famine.

To have enough to eat, she ended up in a ghost marriage with the family’s younger brother, who had supposedly died in an accident.

Widowhood was better than wandering from place to place without enough to eat or decent clothes. Besides, the family had treated her very well.

Just as she settled into retirement mode and prepared to enjoy the rest of her life, the younger brother who was said to have died in an accident came back in one piece!

And he was devastatingly handsome, with striking brows and bright eyes!

Who could resist such temptation? That very night, she shyly went into his room to share her feelings with her husband.

With a husband built and shaped like that, she was sure the rest of her life would be blissful!

Zhan Zhao returned after narrowly escaping death, only to discover that his elder brother and sister-in-law thought he was dead and had found him a wife.

He didn’t know whether to feel touched or annoyed, and could only sigh helplessly.

They had exchanged wedding vows, so they were husband and wife. Even if it was an absurd ghost marriage, the young woman had still become a bride.

Seeing how timid and delicate she was, he had no choice but to accept the marriage.

The girl was timid and delicate.

She’d scream and burst into tears at the sight of a bug.

She was afraid of the dark and wouldn’t walk at night.

If she went up somewhere high, she’d get dizzy and be unable to do anything for herself.

She couldn’t lift heavy things at all. She simply wasn’t strong enough.

She was picky about food, too, turning down this and refusing that...

Zhan Zhao couldn’t help wondering how she’d managed not to starve, panic, or exhaust herself to death while fleeing famine.

*An absolutely sweet romance!

*Everyday life, with cases on the side.

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The Girl Is a Master of Sweet Talk

Wen Ruxi transmigrates into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder green tea who has nothing but beauty and an enormous fortune.

To make matters worse, she gets bound to a System for cannon-fodder green tea characters making a comeback!

It urges her to complete self-sabotaging missions every day, claiming that one little mission a day will build up goodwill and ultimately achieve the grand goal of pampering Zhan Zhao!

Ha! What kind of dumbass System is this? Does it even hear itself?

Isn’t it better to be rich, pretty, and lie flat while enjoying life? Why volunteer to be cannon fodder and a stepping stone for the heroine, who’s pursuing Zhan Zhao?

I’m not doing it! I’m going to shine on my own! Not even the dazzling array of products in the System shop can sway me!

But a few days later, her period came down on her with a vengeance. Wen Ruxi instantly caved. She didn’t just need painkillers, she needed sanitary pads!

Those self-sabotaging little missions, huh? Wen Ruxi ground her teeth. Doing one once in a while wouldn’t kill her!

With unsteady steps and a wobble with every stride, she searched the entire Kaifeng Prefecture for Zhan Zhao. She had just managed to call out “Lord Zhan” in a weak, delicate voice when her blood sugar plummeted. Dizzy and lightheaded, she fainted on the spot!

In Zhan Zhao’s eyes, Miss Wen was especially enthusiastic toward him for a few days every month.

Her words were as sweet as honey, and her praise came down in torrents.

He went on his usual patrol.

She looked at him admiringly. “Lord Zhan works tirelessly for the people, out from before dawn until long after dark. It’s because we have good officials like you, who put the people first, that they can live in peace and prosperity.”

He helped a woman in distress.

She gazed at him adoringly, chin in her hands. “Lord Zhan is chivalrous and kind, and you punish evil and protect the innocent. Wherever you are, your red-clad figure and Lord Bao’s good name put people at ease.”

He got up early to practice his swordsmanship.

Her eyes filled with amazement. “Lord Zhan moves like a swimming dragon, and your swordsmanship is unparalleled. I’m truly fortunate to have witnessed it today.”

He was accidentally injured.

When no one else was around, the young woman took his hand, her clear eyes filled with sincerity. “Lord Zhan, you’ve given so much for the people. You work so hard, and it breaks my heart! You don’t have to do that anymore. I’ll take care of you!”

Zhan Zhao: ...

It wasn’t even that time of the month yet. Why was Miss Wen acting up already?

Did she even hear herself?

Theme: A wonderful life