No More Alive! I Want to Make Everyone Fly

[The copy has been archived on Weibo screenshot 2026.2.11] *The epilepsy master x the cold-faced dad attacks* Fat epilepsy literature Copywriting: After five years of entrepreneurship, Shen Tingyun finally successfully listed on Nasdaq. However, the moment the exchange bell rang, he became the puppet emperor of the prosperous dynasty. Shen Tingyun was confused: Where did you come from? I want to ring the bell! ! ! Knowing that he could return to modern times as long as Zisha died, Shen Tingyun began his fancy death show. In the Queen Mother's bedroom, he casually pointed at the little eunuch who was the only one loyal to him: "I will make you the princess in charge and give her a slap!" The little eunuch slapped the Queen Mother twice in tears. The Queen Mother covered her red face and her eyes were splitting: "Shen Tingyun! You are crazy! I will destroy you!" Shen Tingyun: I can't ask for it. In the court hall, Shen Tingyun looked at the general with heavy troops, the elder who controlled the court, and King Chen who was eyeing the throne. He smiled evilly: "Close the door and release the princess." A series of slaps and curses came from the hall: "Foolish king! I want to abide by the late emperor's decree and depose the emperor!" Shen Tingyun: Hurry up. Shen Tingyun tried to anger the civil and military officials of the court and conquer everyone, but his opponents failed to assassinate him many times. He hates iron for not becoming steel: trash! Is there no one who can kill him? In the end, he placed his hope on Qi Wujiu, the king of Zhenbei. Shen Tingyun: "Princess Zhang, enter!" The little eunuchs were so frightened that they lost their minds: "I don't dare, slaves." Shen Tingyun: Is this person so powerful? There is drama. He summoned Qi Wujiu into the palace to sleep with him with great fanfare, and granted him the promised position. Shen Tingyun: If I humiliate you so much, I don't believe you don't want to kill me. However, not only did Qi Wujiu not kill him, but his status also increased, from being promised to being a concubine. Shen Tingyun: What's wrong? He couldn't bear it anymore: "Qi Wujiu, are you still a man? You have the ability to kill me!" Qi Wujiu untied his clothes expressionlessly: "I'll satisfy you." Shen Tingyun stretched out an Erkan hand from inside the curtain: "That's not what I'm talking about!" Let me go back and ring the bell! QAQ~ Intention: I will kill myself