Interacting with a Paranoid Veteran in a Sadistic Novel

(Pseudo) delicate and soft-hearted Bai Yan entered a sadomasochism novel. In the original work, due to the fierce resistance of the original owner, Chu Li's paranoid personality was stimulated, and he was finally imprisoned in bed and wasted the rest of his life without ever seeing the light of day. In order to avoid making the same mistake as his original owner, Bai Yan decided to kneel down and lie down, saying softly: "My husband can do whatever he wants, but can you be gentle?" Crazy batch:...... In the crazy jealous plot, Bai Yan threw himself into the man's arms: "Husband, don't be angry~" Chu Li's forehead twitched in the middle of his rampage. During dinner, I called the boss who was working overtime and said, "Husband, I think you are too busy to eat~" Chu Li, who rushed home, saw him holding a steak and devouring it. Bai Yan found that the more he flirted, the less interested Kuang Pi was in him. He never tired of it and became more and more bold, but he didn't realize that he accidentally tipped the car... The next day, Bai Yan felt sore all over and secretly cursed Chu Li for being inhumane. What about the one who promised to pretend to be a good boy? At this point, he simply mustered up the courage to try to negotiate: "Let's get a divorce." The man's eyes were sinister and he pressed his wrists: "Am I not crazy enough?" Bai Yan:? - Chu Li once penetrated into the pornographic pornographic novel, only to find that the iceberg beauty had taken over Stockholm and became a clingy little girl. Seeing the little beauty fluttering her eyelashes and calling "husband", Chu Li's eyes were complicated. It seems like... It's not impossible to play Crazy Pi. So he opened Baidu and searched: What should I do if my wife likes crazy criticism? And collected 233 responses from netizens—— 1: Crazy Pi Gong needs to be handsome and rich in gold. Chu Li's comment: √ 2: Read 300 pieces of literature about red eyes and waist pinching Chu Li's comment: The progress is 77%. … 233: If he runs away and you chase him, he will be unable to fly. Chu Li's comment: Recovered. √ One day Chu Li returned home and heard the little beauty talking on the phone: "If you encounter a crazy person in reality, run away quickly." "Eight male models are better." Then the little beauty turned her face, and their eyes met. The air was deathly still... Bai Yan had an idea, opened a certain search record on Chu Li's computer, and preemptively said, "You performed very well. You are not allowed to perform in the future." Chu Li:...... Mission: Even if we are in adversity, we will face it with optimism