The Cold-Faced Cute Guy Also Wants to Murder Her Husband Today

#Looking like a little madman is actually a cute human-machine sitter Everyone said that Shi Wuxie, the young minister of Dali Temple, was a madman. In order to study the method of resurrection from the dead, the yamen was filled with corpses, and innocent souls claimed their lives every night. However, an imperial edict granting marriage made him the happy husband-in-law of the Anping Marquis Mansion. Shi Wuxie: ... Happy? Me? On the night of the wedding, the partner died in the wedding room. He became a murder suspect on the spot. Shi Wuxie:? I feel like I've been cheated. To prove his innocence, he decided to conduct an autopsy himself. However, when the tip of the scalpel touched the top of the Chu family's young master's head, the dead man suddenly opened his eyes. Shi Wuxie: I'm used to it. He said expressionlessly: "Lie down, and I will avenge you after I finish the autopsy." Chu Yunxi, who had just traveled through time: "... I should not be dead yet, can I be rescued again?" Witnessing the resurrection from the dead for the first time, Shi Wuxie's eyes lit up: It's really strange. "Let me dissect Kangkang!" So that night, the yamen servant of Dali Temple saw his master chasing a "ghoul" running across the courtyard with a knife. Worthy of being the Living King of Hell! Every day after that, Shi Wuxie would stand beside the bed with a scalpel in hand, eager to try: "Why can you come back from the dead? Can I see your brain?" Chu Yunxi got up calmly and calmly pushed Shi Wuxie's knife away: "Not today, my husband is not dead yet." Until one day Chu Yunxi was really about to die. "Baby, my husband is going to die. You can cut off his brain." He fell down and looked up again for a moment, "Wait until my husband is completely dead before I cut him." He fell down and looked up worriedly for a moment. "You must wait until your husband is completely dead before cutting him off." Chu Yunxi never opened her eyes again. Shi Wuxie didn't want to cut it anymore. Neighbors all said that Mr. Shaoqing was even crazier than before. He would sleep with a human skeleton in his arms every day for three years. It's like the king of hell is alive! Three years later. I heard that the emperor who forced Shi Wuxie's wife to death died. When the new emperor ascended the throne, he first took charge of the Yamen of Dali Temple. Dressed in black robes and looking extremely noble, the emperor stepped out of the sedan chair and greeted him. The chilling aura suddenly disappeared, and instead filled with a warm smile, he said to the stunned Shi Wuxie: "Baby, do you miss your husband?" * [Small theater] The neighbors of Dali Temple finally discovered that the person who made a big fuss at the Dali Temple Yamen that night was not a "ghoul" but another lunatic—— Shi Wuxie solved the case and dug out a pile of rotten meat. Chu Yunxi: So handsome, I thought. Shi Wuxie hugged his face and ate next to the corpse. Chu Yunxi: Cute, I thought. Shi Wuxie put the human skeleton on the bed to study. Chu Yunxi: That's great, I think... "Baby, you already have a husband, you can't put anyone else on the bed." Highlight ①: Both attack and reception are not perfect, control and don't disturb ②: Emotional lines interspersed with court lines, non-breaking text ③: Gong is a scheming green tea biao who always wants to attract his wife's attention, so he will deliberately pretend to be weak. -------- [Next book] "No more alive!" I want to make everyone fly" *The epilepsy master x the cold-faced dad attacks* Fat epilepsy literature Copywriting: After five years of entrepreneurship, Shen Tingyun finally successfully listed on Nasdaq. However, the moment the exchange bell rang, he became the puppet emperor of the prosperous dynasty. Shen Tingyun was confused: Where did you come from? I want to ring the bell! ! ! Knowing that he could return to modern times as long as Zisha died, Shen Tingyun began his fancy death show. In the Queen Mother's bedroom, he pointed at the little eunuch who was the only one loyal to him: "I will make you the princess in charge and give her a slap!" The little eunuch slapped the Queen Mother twice in tears. The Queen Mother covered her red face and her eyes were splitting: "Shen Tingyun! You are crazy! I will destroy you!" Shen Tingyun: I can't ask for it. In the court hall, Shen Tingyun looked at the general with heavy troops, the elder who controlled the court, and King Chen who was eyeing the throne. He smiled evilly: "Close the door and release the princess." A series of slaps and curses came from the hall: "Foolish king! I want to abide by the late emperor's decree and depose the emperor!" Shen Tingyun: Hurry up. Shen Tingyun tried to anger the civil and military officials of the court and conquer everyone, but his opponents failed to assassinate him many times. He hates iron for not becoming steel: trash! Is there no one who can kill him? In the end, he placed his hope on Qi Wujiu, the king of Zhenbei. Shen Tingyun: "Princess Zhang, enter!" The little eunuchs were scared out of their wits: "Slaves don't dare." Shen Tingyun: Is this person so powerful? There is drama. He summoned Qi Wujiu into the palace to sleep with him with great fanfare, and granted him the promised position. Shen Tingyun: If I humiliate you so much, I don't believe you don't want to kill me. However, not only did Qi Wujiu not kill him, but his status also increased, from being promised to being a concubine. Shen Tingyun: What's wrong? He couldn't bear it anymore: "Qi Wujiu, are you still a man? You have the ability to kill me!" Qi Wujiu untied his clothes expressionlessly: "I'll satisfy you." Shen Tingyun stretched out an Erkan hand from inside the curtain: "That's not what I'm talking about!" Let me go back and ring the bell! QAQ~ Purpose: I love my wife the most