My Master Is a Swordsman

[Copywriting 2026.3.11 Has been archived on Weibo screenshot] Copywriting: Ye Xi bound to the automatic upgrade system and thought she could enjoy a peaceful life from now on. Unexpectedly, the rewards given by the system were all stolen! You even want him to steal it himself! On this day, the system controlled his body to steal things for the nth time, but he was caught red-handed. System: [Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the fairy weapon Xuanhuang Tower! Ye Xi glanced at the immortal weapon in his hand, and then at the people of the Xuantian Sect who surrounded him. He twitched his lips and said, "Dog B system! Your host is going to be killed by you! Please save me!" System: [This system is only responsible for issuing rewards, the host is asked to find a way to get out of trouble! Ye Xi: "I'll fuck you@#*%&!" Seeing that he was about to be torn into pieces by the indignant crowd, Ye Xi suddenly thought: "Master, Shen Huainan!" The surrounding air became quiet for an instant, and everyone showed fear on their faces as they knelt down and said, "We can't see Mount Tai even though we have eyesight! We still hope that Lord Sword Immortal will atone for his sins!" Ye Xi's eyes lit up: It can still be like this! From then on, whenever the system "distributed rewards", he used the banner of Sword Immortal Shen Huainan to deceive others. Wherever he passed, everyone respectfully presented them with heavenly materials and earthly treasures, and euphemistically called them "Filial Piety to the Sword Immortal". Ye Xi has truly lived a life of upgrading while lying down. Until this day, the system dinged again: [It has been detected that the host breakthrough has encountered a bottleneck, and a double monk will be given as a gift! Ye Xi:? No, how can a Taoist couple steal it? ! The next second, he was stripped of his clothes by the system and thrown into a strange bed with a confused look on his face. The person in front of him had extremely cold eyes, and the sword intent filled with coldness instantly touched his neck. Ye Xi, who knew he was outmatched, showed no fear: "Master Shen Huainan!" However, the man did not surrender as expected, but raised his eyebrows slightly: "Oh? How come I didn't know there was a disciple like you?" Ye Xi:? ! ! Ye Xi: What will happen if you pretend to be a disciple of the Sword Immortal and dance in front of the real master? Help! The system is harming me! The end result was that Ye Xi was pressed down by the "Master" over and over again, and finally couldn't help but yelled: "G*B System! I don't want this Taoist Companion anymore! Take it back! Take it back!" Intention: Go forward courageously for love