[Cold, sharp-tongued, extremely controlling Main God Top x Ridiculous, destructive, adorably dumb and in need of a good scolding System Bottom]
Qiao Zhouzhou, ID 002, is the Siberian husky of the System world.
Every day, he's either sending the wrong mission or on his way to send the wrong mission.
He gave a timid, sweet little darling the "show off and slap faces" script meant for a dominant male lead. The little darling recited edgy lines to Daddy, saying he wanted to leave, so his possessive Daddy pinned him down for a whole night of "loving education."
He accidentally sent the mission to seduce ten high-quality men, meant for a seductive femme fatale, to a cold, aloof immortal. The immortal was cornered by his rival, a demon lord who was exceptionally well-endowed and skilled in bed. The demon lord got jealous enough to nearly tear apart three thousand worlds.
Even worse, he sent the dominant male lead straight into the arms of a fatherly boyfriend, where he had to play a cross-dressing, scheming green tea. From then on, he was forced to study for the national college entrance exam every day, until he became so depressed he wanted to ascend on the spot.
Qiao Zhouzhou: "Sorry..."
Then Qiao Zhouzhou was hauled into the Main God's Space.
On the icy throne sat the man no one in the three thousand worlds dared to provoke.
The man's handsome face was expressionless. His thin lips parted, and his voice was so cold it could freeze a person solid. "002, how many times has this happened this month? You gave the immortal a womanizer mission, made the demon lord jealous, gave the crybaby the dominant male lead script, and even came up with a dominant male lead who was forced to study for the national college entrance exam... Are you trying to wreck the place?"
Qiao Zhouzhou's legs turned to jelly. He was just about to say, "I know I was wrong."
The next second, everything spun around, and he was pinned over the Main God's lap in an utterly humiliating position.
"Smack!"
"Awoooo! Main God, are you a demon?!"
"Smack!"
"Waaah, I was wrong! I won't do it again!"
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The Main God said he'd continue punishing him the next day.
When Qiao Zhouzhou finally dragged himself to the Main God's Hall, holding his sore bottom, he saw the Main God explode with his own eyes.
Literally explode!
He was smashed to bits!!!
Qiao Zhouzhou: "Oh no!!!"
I'm going to lose my job, q_q.
The Main God's explosion couldn't be allowed to get out. The other Systems mustn't find out.
So Qiao Zhouzhou went to his good friend, System 006. 006 was a very clever System, well-read and knowledgeable. 006 told Qiao Zhouzhou that in this situation, the only thing he could do was go to the three thousand worlds, find the fragments, and piece the Main God back together.
Qiao Zhouzhou: "Huh? Me?"
I'm a System!
006 was silent for a moment. "Actually, you don't have to be."
Qiao Zhouzhou: "?"
The next second, Qiao Zhouzhou was kicked into the three thousand worlds.
Then a voice rang in his ear: "Hello, I'm your dedicated System. You can call me System 006."
Reading Guide:
1. A fluffy, nonsensical sweet treat. The top in every world is the same person.
2. The bottom is an idiot and won't become stronger. If you can't accept that, please read with caution, q_q.
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