How Can You Cultivate Immortality Without Going Mad?

[A Guide to Finding Work Again in a Supernatural World] - Ongoing! [Second Run] - Infinite-flow novel coming soon! Blurb: Fu Mingya was only one final, final, final tribulation away from ascending to immortality. Then he opened and closed his eyes, and was struck into the world 8,000 years in the future. · Standing on a street 8,000 years later, the dazzling, bizarre neon lights were so bright he could barely keep his eyes open. The strange-looking people made him think he had arrived in the demon realm. A cyborg had metal arms jutting from its back like a spider demon. Fu Mingya raised his sword and charged. "What manner of demon are you? Hand over your life!" · Then he was taken to the police station. Then he was locked up in a psychiatric hospital. · After being discharged from the psychiatric hospital, Fu Mingya squatted by the roadside, clutching the little backpack the hospital had given him and reflecting on his mistakes. You can cultivate immortality anywhere. As long as you earn enough merit, you'll ascend sooner or later. · He thought he could quietly wait for his ascension, but then the worlds merged, and the monsters from the Classic of Mountains and Seas came pouring out... · Xiangliu mounted a nine-headed machine gun and unleashed a wild barrage. The Corpse of King Rongxuan sped across the sky on a sound system. The eyes of the Congmu flashed with laser beams as they surveyed the earth. · Faced with creatures that existed only in myths, everyone was terrified. · But just then, a white-robed Daoist rushed out, laughing wildly and brandishing a laser sword. He shouted, "Merit! My merit!!!" "Ha! Ha! Hahaha!" "This Daoist is here!!!" · Everyone took a closer look. · Whoa! Wasn't that the "Daoist" they'd locked up in the psychiatric hospital the other day? He'd only been out for a few days, and he was having another episode? · Later... Everyone: "What mental illness? He's a real immortal!" Also known as: The Daoist Is Not Mentally Ill Reader's Guide: I've revised chapters 3-14, so if you've read them before, please give them another look. Regular updates resume from chapter 15! Some of the material from the earlier version will still appear later, but I've made some adjustments. Love you all! Coming soon! A Guide to Finding Work Again in a Supernatural World Lan Qi died taking the Zombie King down with him, after chopping off its head in the apocalypse. When he blinked, he found himself in a supernatural world, hanging from a ceiling light in a room like a hanged ghost. He also had a body that was on the verge of dying, with every possible debuff, and a disabled older sister. The worst part was that he had somehow been bound to a System. The System said that if he wanted to extend his life, he had to clear dungeons. Even worse, everything in this world cost money, and he had none. No money = no way to live. System: "You can earn money by clearing dungeons in this world, dear." But he had a body loaded with debuffs and a gravely ill sister who depended on him. Lan Qi: ... Okay, this was a disastrous start. But so what if it was a disastrous start? He'd made it through the apocalypse. Was he going to be afraid of this? He entered a dungeon in that body, and his days of being looked down on began. After all, he looked like he was about to drop dead. Going into a dungeon meant holding everyone back, and serving himself up to the boss. Until... While everyone else was being chased around by dungeon bosses, fighting for their lives, he was slaughtering his way through the dungeon. While everyone else was being mentally controlled by the boss and thought they were little puppies, he treated the boss like a little puppy. BOSS: "..." Later, when the boss saw him again... You! Stay! Away! From! Me!!! Innocent Lan Qi: "Thanks for asking, but I wasn't going to do anything to you. I'm just completing tasks, earning some money, looking for clues, and trying to stay alive. Carry on, carry on." Everyone who'd looked down on him: "..." And then... "King Lan Qi, save us! qwq" Innocent Lan Qi blinked. "But I'm useless." A recommendation for my lovely friend's story! The Frail, Easy-to-Bully Me Can Only Rely on Secret Identities by Yi Zhi Jun Zi. A no-romance story with tons of secret identities, all cuddling up together! Theme: Step out of the shadows and embrace the sunshine.