It's hard to believe that she, codename Player, real name currently unknown, used to be an ordinary seventeen-year-old Asian American high schooler. How did she go from being an introverted I-person who mostly kept quiet to an extroverted E-person who talks as much as her good friend Peter Parker? Oh, she died. Well, that's that. Can't she at least rest in peace?
The answer is no.
Player began her "heinous" gaming career, which included, but was not limited to, giving Agent Leon's butt a squeeze. What is that? A nice, firm handful! Okay, one squeeze, hehe! She's already lost her mind, so cut her some slack! If you don't, she'll twist herself into a dark, demented frenzy, scream, roll around, jump up and down, turn into a monkey, and send you all flying...!
Or, if she can't have a good time, no one else can either. Her antics make her look like a lunatic darting around everywhere, including, but also not limited to, experiencing all kinds of hallucinations, getting handsy with Butterfly Guy's coffin, blowing someone's dad to smithereens with a pink sniper rifle, and rolling dice in front of two sides about to fight. She can even meet actual demons and demon hunters! She clings to the man in black and shouts, "Coach, I want to learn too!" She uses Batman's body to pour her heart out to Jason, and even dashes around inside the various Lantern rings. In the end, everyone goes back and makes dumplings together... No, she inherits Grandpa's farm and starts living the Stardew Valley life. Hilarious. Let's add another layer of nesting dolls for perfection!
A person's death can be lighter than a feather or heavier than Mount Tai, but she absolutely has to die her way back home! Let her go home and see Grandma...! This wretched life...!
Player is my OC, a young girl (unwillingly) afflicted with a serious mental disorder. She's 168 cm tall, and can carry useless men while running away. She can fight demons and explain how things work, all while showing remarkable flexibility. There might be a little romance, but definitely not much. I can't write romance, hehehehehehehehehehehe. By the way, I like all ships and have no hang-ups about anyone's romantic history. If that's not for you, please leave early.
If you're looking for a one-on-one romance, you can leave now! Characters will act according to reality and their personalities, and their relationships are all complicated. There will be plenty of realistic concerns about self-interest, so readers with strong preferences should take note! Canon pairings other than all-ships pairings may be mentioned, and there will be depictions of violent behavior and not particularly rigorous or serious portrayals of mental illness made up on a whim (the author has absolute respect for people facing mental illness in real life and hopes everyone can have a wonderful life). This isn't a fourth-wall-breaking disaster tourist. Everything is for the sake of the plot (except when the author's kinks get involved).
A bunch of warnings: You'll often see the little hair-brained one at work. The author has recently gotten obsessed with some game and is adding a ton of crossover plotlines. Updates are extremely slow. The main story is narrated in third person. The author is trying second person for most extras, and the main story is really long. There's also now a selfcest warning.
Theme: Player's everyday life jumping between all kinds of games
Liang is very easy to bully, and even if he wants to be kissed, he still apologizes for not being an o. From the end, Little P was like the husband who was picked up and handed over to the government by his dissatisfied wife who came home from overtime work in the middle of the night. It is really in the same vein as pumpkin for nourishing the stomach.
Aaaaaa Damn it, I'm so shy too. Where can I find such a good wife in the world? I just followed her and ate her. Leon, you are such a lucky boy. Why do you eat so well? Wow. The point is, in a cabinet that is narrow enough to accommodate two people, their bodies are close together and their breaths are intertwined with each other. It's so astringent that I can do it again!!! I announced that the senior group will rise to the limit!!! (Waves his hand) By the way, this triangular head is really from Silent Hill, because I haven't played Chicken Killer before and I don't know much about it other than the gameplay, such as the two sisters who play the same game. I like both handsome sister and fox sister hehehehehehe. It's almost time to switch back to biochemistry, and I'm already looking forward to seeing the comparison between Claire, the Queen of Arms, and Li Sanguang, the bitter friend (fake wiping tears)
Yes, that's right, I'm back. It feels like Fengling and Bruce are like sisters in a sense. Is it really okay for agents to be so naive? I saw this magical matching description and ran to search for pictures. It was actually pretty good (maybe it's because my sister's face is more authoritative). Maybe this is Neon people's understanding of Chinese style. The names Fengling and Wang Zhiqiang fit the stereotype too well. I feel like they would appear in the martial arts cartoons I watched when I was a kid. Hadron, in fact it was not the crack that caused it, it was the pumpkin that threw you in. (Devil whispers) After a short and unfortunate adventure, the smile shifted from Qiangzi's face. It was better to go back and have a good sleep. It is said that the suction behind the butt is really like a powerful flush toilet.
The boss is here. Although I'm a bit pressed for time and haven't found a specific place to write about knives, there is definitely one. When Raccoon City was destroyed, when the player realized that he and the instructor were irrevocably on different paths, the reasons for the formation of the player's character, and the various inevitable character conflicts that followed, it was painful to think about it. Boss, you are a pumpkin who doesn't have a clear self-understanding (pointing). Jill, what a woman! There is no resistance to this kind of person with a firm humanity, tough and gentle at the same time. It's more important for the three of you to live a good life than anything else. What's going on with your new trio? You have the same cold sense of humor. Sure enough, after fighting zombies for a long time, you can see everything. Everyone feels numb. It seems that sharks are also coming here. Do you need to electrify them first and then drain them, or drain them first and then electrify them? Then they will be cooked and ready to eat. Characters like Sergey are actually very charming, a paranoid idealist. It's like setting himself on fire in an endless night to gain light. You know that his ending will only be to burn himself or ignite the whole world, but the world is destined not to be buried with him. At most, some pale embers will be left as embellishments on his coffin, but you still can't help but look at this moment of fire.
Letters written by my deceased grandmother feel like the only nectar in the dark world, and it is easy to break through. It's a pity that my sister didn't go to Spider-Man's house or have a good relationship with Doctor Strange, but I think Stephen's pissy man must know about this, so my sister will get help from him when she comes to another world, eh. What's wrong with preferring the bad-faced Cat Star Team Wei to the perverted 5 Wei? (Shocking sound) But 5 Wei is really good. Hehehehe. His oppressive energy is so astringent. Hehehe. Hee hee hee, give the male ghost a little bit of the shock of being a biological son!!! Father and son don hehehehe!!! Raising William... This time it's a human husband (cover mouth).
I don't have time to read it, but I've been thinking about this article.
Youwu Tangtang is resurrected!!! (Unknown cool sound effects) A very upright player at certain times, so cute. This is Xiaop's most sleazy episode, it's almost master level, and he's ready to start his career (for sure). Nightjar is like a cat that pounces and makes noises to try to attract human attention. It is also the kind of cat with very cheap hands. Jill, Jill has such a maternal radiance. Suddenly, mommy, mommy, I was born (yelling). A player with a tender face but very reliable in critical moments, a human being, you can rely on Xiaop! We are almost reaching the Spanish village. It will be painful to meet the instructor again. But baby Ashley, we love you 🤷
Guan Xiaozhen is full of all kinds of wonderful metaphors, but it seems like there is nothing wrong with it. You can actually turn into a spider, it kind of pokes my xp. I have always thought jumping spiders are cute, and I also have a crush on the spider man in bg3. The skin of the tentacles, the hard spines and so on... I visualized an irregular black sea urchin. This series of detailed descriptions are of real food, and people who watched it while eating said it was good (yue Has anyone ever said that wsk, you are really good at pretending? It feels like every action and every line is carefully designed. You won't be secretly happy just because you succeeded in pretending. This description of the battle is about feeling each other's will and being the master and the slave. This is a serious fight. Why does it seem like there is a BGM playing (an old enemy is an old enemy——) I searched for information about the Soviet Kiss. It is indeed difficult to define and describe it in words, but unexpectedly it struck a chord with me. To be honest, I didn't expect that the relationship between the player and Sergey would develop to this point, but it didn't seem so surprising when I saw it. Well, it feels like it should be that way. The translation of 3, based on my limited knowledge of English, can probably be translated as - This is not a small beginning/This is really not a small beginning. (Maybe it's to express that I feel a little troublesome and a little proud?) I feel like it can be polished a bit, but I don't have any ideas for the time being. Sergey always reminds me of the words in "The Catcher in the Rye", "An immature idealist will die tragically for his ideals, while a mature idealist will live humbly for his ideals."
Boss, I am resurrected! It can be seen that the teacher is working hard to polish it, but the flavor of machine translation is really too strong. The inner monologue of the bullfrog or telepathy is too funny. The twitching corpse reminds me of the zombie model in the remake of Resident Evil 2. The rag doll model (it seems to be called that?) Would sometimes get stuck in a strange position and twitch wildly. I couldn't tell if it was trying to fake a corpse, and I was terrified. Intestines leaking out or something like that, there is an add-on in Killing Chicken Chase called Marvin's intestines, which is the police officer who asked for help as soon as he entered the police station in Resident Evil 2. He was still not saved later. When he was torn in half by the zombies, Capcom even gave a close-up of it in a funny way. In short, it was too hellish. The giant crane is such a good show, as if he suddenly jumped onto a fantasy martial arts set. Okay, I'm going to be in a coma, if I don't have insomnia [waves hand]
Um, my legs hurt too. I can kill half of my life by running the 800 physical test in the game. If I don't sleep well in the afternoon, I will get random debuffs. My whole body hurts this afternoon 😭 Well, the red string thing feels quite astringent, especially the combination of red and black, especially if you have that kind of pale skin tone. I push everything to cn. I think of the debate between Biden and Trump. It was such a famous scene 😂 What's this classic about the casualty getting closer and discovering the zombies? I guess you're looking for Looking Back at Brother Yixiao and Brother Deshui Furong from Biochemical 0. Why is it that in a family of three, the mother is always infected first and then eats the others? If I remember correctly, the father and daughter in the gun shop in 4 are also like this, and there is also the classic short film "Moving forward with a heavy load". The little girl who looks like Little Red Riding Hood and the infected wolf are really not a bad idea. To play expert difficulty in re4, you can refer to Up Zhaolin's video of Cucumber Roll. He plays really smoothly and should be considered top-level at station B (but there is always a lightning point. I remember that when he was in the holy water hall, he deliberately blocked the angle and stuck the camera on Ashley's legs for a long time. The sub-p title was called the black stocking holy water hall or something, which is really uncomfortable. Damn it, no sex is allowed, my sister!) As a digression, I bought a 40cm animal-shaped Lyon doll a few days ago. It is a big golden retriever that is soft and fluffy at first glance. It is super cute! The frowning and pouting expression is really essential. It also comes with re4 Lyon tights and wrist guards. Although it will only be released in November, I am already looking forward to it crazily. Unfortunately, I can't post a picture in the comments.