Next up: I’d love it if you added my next book, *My Roommates Started Acting Weird After I Cross-Dressed*!
Yu Yi fell ill, and only then learned that he was merely a bit player in the male leads’ love stories. Luckily, he woke up to the truth early. He decided to stop worrying about anyone else and focus on himself.
Because he suffers from skin hunger and has a psychological aversion to germs, Yu Yi can only cuddle, hug, and be intimate with people he trusts. So he quickly found himself a "boyfriend by contract."
He thought he could get his illness treated first, but then a gossip account suddenly broke the news:
In a secretly filmed video beneath the night sky in the early hours,
everyone could clearly see a man pinning Yu Yi down and kissing him almost to death!
And that wasn’t all. Yu Yi’s fingers were gripping the man’s head for dear life, his snow-white, slender back arching gracefully as he nestled into the man’s arms.
The internet erupted!
After watching the situation for a while, Yu Yi’s company seized the moment and packed him off to a farming variety show. They even booked a spot for the man whose back was the only thing anyone had seen.
On the first day of filming, Yu Yi was stunned when he heard the guest introductions. Oh no, I’ve been having such a good time that I forgot about the two main characters!
Countless curious viewers flooded into the livestream, heading straight to the farm
Only then did they realize that the man they’d been gossiping about for days was actually incredibly handsome!
The handsome man held Yu Yi’s hand.
The handsome man’s gaze stayed fixed on Yu Yi.
The handsome man always spoke to Yu Yi with exceptional tenderness.
The handsome man was good-looking and strong. In the rice paddies, he could wrap an arm around Yu Yi’s slim waist and pull him right out of the mud. He could lift Yu Yi with one hand so he could pick peaches. Whenever his abs and V-line showed, viewers swallowed hard and cried out:
"Let me take his place! I can do it too!!!"
"You’ve been eating this well and didn’t tell us, Yu Yi? That’s not cool."
"Did you think we were strangers?"
"What kind of farming show is this? It’s a dating show, people!"
Yu Yi knew what the comments were saying without even looking. He deliberately blocked the camera, lifted Xie Tinglin’s chin with a finger, and said, "Come here and kiss me!"
Xie Tinglin smiled without a word, his eyes curving as he lowered his head to kiss him.
The other pair of leads tried farming. One fell into the mud, and then the other fell into the mud too.
"Uh... this show feels pretty disjointed."
"Wait... something’s not right. Let’s keep watching."
"Who added the tags? Take off 'farming' and put on 'dating show'! You’re turning down all this glory and wealth?!"
The leads: Which of us is whose bit player in love? What?!
Reading Guide:
A little indulgent fun, just for kicks. I’ve eaten the logic, so don’t expect any.
A story about the purest puppy in the universe and a stray kitten. A sweet, devoted 1v1 romance.
Coming Soon *********
*My Roommates Started Acting Weird After I Cross-Dressed*
A terminally ill mom, a bankrupt dad, a stray kitty, and a broken-hearted him.
After Pei Yisheng transmigrated into a danmei erotic comic, he quickly realized just how awful his situation was. Though he’d come back from the dead, he wasn’t exactly far from dying again.
Especially since the plot couldn’t be changed. He wasn’t even allowed to speak or go outside.
Pei Yisheng had no choice but to return to the dorm full of male leads, keep his head down, and wait for them to use their power to get him transferred so the story’s love interest could move in.
While he was at it, he’d find a part-time job to help support his family.
He’d been keeping his head down just fine, until he came back from a convention after filling in at the last minute in women’s clothes. After that, his roommates started looking at him strangely.
Whenever he changed clothes, he felt eyes boring into his back. Whenever he drank water, someone stared at his neck. Even when he went to the bathroom, someone waited outside the door.
Pei Yisheng was so embarrassed his toes curled into the floor. He wanted to run away.
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Qin Zhou was used to living off campus. On one of his rare visits back, he spotted a pretty girl sneaking into the men’s dorm.
Qin Zhou’s expression turned odd, and he followed her.
At the stairwell landing, her elaborate skirt swayed, and beneath it, a pair of long, straight, pale legs took three steps at a time.
Watching her, Qin Zhou thought, She’s so gorgeous it hurts.
It wasn’t until he followed her to the door of his own dorm room that Qin Zhou raised an eyebrow and hastily apologized in his heart to one of his roommates.
He was going to be a homewrecker.
A lawless, possessive, ruthless top.
A sharp-tongued bottom who starts out timid, grows bold, and never lets himself be wronged.
Theme: People must be independent and resilient to achieve success.
Stop pampering the kittens, please pamper us more, madam (kneel down)
Faster, faster, more, kittens are important and we also need to have a little bit of status www
You owe more and more, big time
Www is so short and not enough to read
(Shaking) Finish scattering flowers——
"Unexplained and False Biography" is a huge thorn in the side of the author~
Well-deserved reputation
Congratulations on the completion, spread flowers [spread flowers][spread flowers]
PS: Thanks to the teacher for bringing the sweet story of Xie Tinglin and Yu Yi ❤️
"Don't" give the author a big worm~
Special?
Hey guys, I'll take two days off to start the extra chapter 😚😚😚
Will it be finished once you make up for the remaining word count? ! ! ! ! ! ! Write more! Write more! ! Haven't seen enough yet! ! !
Stop pampering the kittens, please pamper us more, madam (kneel down)
Faster, faster, more, kittens are important and we also need to have a little bit of status www
You owe more and more, big time
Www is so short and not enough to read (Shaking) Finish scattering flowers——
"Unexplained and False Biography" is a huge thorn in the side of the author~ Well-deserved reputation
Congratulations on the completion, spread flowers [spread flowers][spread flowers] PS: Thanks to the teacher for bringing the sweet story of Xie Tinglin and Yu Yi ❤️
"Don't" give the author a big worm~ Special?
Hey guys, I'll take two days off to start the extra chapter 😚😚😚
Will it be finished once you make up for the remaining word count? ! ! ! ! ! ! Write more! Write more! ! Haven't seen enough yet! ! !
Don't overdo it on weekends~