Coming next: "I've Found Someone to Cuddle With!"
Pei Ning woke up to find himself transmigrated into the body of a real young master from a wealthy family, hated by the entire internet and so broke he could barely scrape together a dime. He had two things to deal with: make money and get rid of the scummy love interest!
As luck would have it, his rumored flame, Han Qi, offered the original owner a contract. He wanted Pei Ning to marry him in name only and appear on a dating reality show, playing a lovey-dovey couple who couldn't get enough of each other. Pei Ning could be as spoiled and demanding as he liked. Once it was over, Han Qi would pay him 100 million, they'd divorce, and their lives would have nothing more to do with each other.
Pei Ning looked at Han Qi, with his broad shoulders, long legs, and a waist like a male model's, then at the 100 million. Tears of gratitude welled up at the corners of his mouth.
The heavens hadn't let him down! He'd make sure to treasure this opportunity!
Was playing a spoiled, pampered wife from a wealthy family really so hard? He was a superstar from the interstellar era, after all. It would be a piece of cake. Pei Ning immediately stuffed the contract into his arms and thumped his chest as he assured Han Qi, "Just you wait and see!"
Han Qi: Oh no, why is my heart suddenly out of control?!
So the viewers who were waiting for the two of them to crash and burn on the dating show saw this instead:
When the nation's hottest couple had a cold war,
Pei Ning carried a delicate little cake he'd baked himself into Han Qi's study. Three hours later, Han Qi carried him out, his legs "weak."
Viewers: Damn, this is kinda shippable. Let's keep watching ovo
While all the other celebrities struggled through backbreaking work in the countryside,
Pei Ning stayed neat and clean. He casually pointed out a great natural insect repellent, earning adoring looks from all the handsome men and beautiful women. Han Qi was so jealous he pushed his way through the crowd and kept circling Pei Ning every chance he got.
Viewers: Give us more! I'll ship anything, it just makes my diet more balanced!
It took less than one season for viewers to go from "No more pampered wives!" and "Get that drama queen out of the entertainment industry!" to "Ningning is the wife the heavens sent me." Whenever the lights went out, the live comments filled with huge red text, screaming themselves hoarse:
"Give me back my wife!!!"
"What is it that we vvvvvips aren't allowed to see?!"
"Turn the lights on! Turn the lights on! If you've got the guts to film a dating show, you've got the guts to turn the lights on!"
"Han Qi, different fields are like different worlds. Why don't you let me take over as Ningning's husband?"
In the end, even the haters admitted: If they'd known Pei Ning was so beautiful and clever, how would that bastard Han Qi ever have stood a chance?
When the show ended, Pei Ning took the ratings and audience feedback to claim his 100 million. Han Qi expertly pulled him onto his lap and wrapped his arms possessively around Pei Ning's slender waist, whispering coaxingly in his ear, "There's another project coming up, worth over a billion. Want to do it?"
Pei Ning was smiling as he admired Han Qi's handsome face up close. He hesitated for just a moment before Han Qi darkened his expression and kissed him fiercely.
Through his daze, he heard Han Qi threaten him in a deliberately fierce voice: "You're not allowed to say no!"
Coming soon: "I've Found Someone to Cuddle With!"
Yu Yi is an untouchable beauty in the entertainment industry, aloof and impossibly hard to approach. Everyone knows he's wildly popular, but always cool toward everyone. Touch him once and he'll rub that patch of skin raw.
But!!! A video secretly filmed and posted by a gossip account in the middle of the night suddenly showed...
Everyone could clearly see a man pinning Yu Yi down and kissing him as if he meant to kiss him to death!
And Yu Yi had both hands wrapped tightly around the man's head, his snowy-white, slender back arching in a graceful curve as he nestled into the man's arms.
The internet erupted!
His rivals thought his career was about to be over. What fan would like a "sex symbol" who lied through his teeth, put on an act, and secretly threw himself at someone?
But when they checked the comments, they nearly tripped over the flood of underwear flying everywhere:
"Holy crap, he's so gorgeous and alluring!"
"He's even prettier now!"
"Damn, let me kiss him!"
"This is so hot!"
His rivals and their fans: So you're all just a bunch of face-obsessed freaks, and you've all got a cuckold fetish, huh? :)
Yu Yi's fans were proud of it instead: Yep, keep insulting us! Give us a couple more. Let our precious Yu see how sincere I am. I genuinely want to join this family!
Rival fans: Hello? 911? There's a lunatic here!
Yu Yi's company watched and waited, afraid their cash cow might end up being more trouble than he was worth. They took advantage of the buzz, putting Yu Yi on a lifestyle reality show and even reserving a spot for the man whose face had been half-caught on camera.
The entire industry was eager to see what was going on between Yu Yi and that man.
On the first day of filming, the production team sent Yu Yi, who had never so much as lifted a finger around the house, out to plant rice and catch fish.
The handsome young man who'd stayed by Yu Yi's side the whole time smiled, took his hand, and coaxed him. "As long as I'm here, if I let you lift a finger, I'm useless."
Yu Yi stared blankly at Xie Linting. "You don't have to do this..."
While Yu Yi was distracted, Xie Linting kissed the tip of his ear. "It's my honor."
For years afterward,
Xie Linting would wake in the middle of the night, hold Yu Yi as he slept peacefully in his arms, and feel grateful that Yu Yi had come into his barren life.
"This life, the next life, and forever after, we'll stay together."
Reader's Guide
Just letting loose and having some fun.
1. Two gorgeous guys who are hopelessly obsessed with each other's faces.
2. They're each other's first love and both a little love-brained. Love-brained people make the best couples, after all.
3. Fluff with simple writing. I ate the logic.
4. The title and blurb may change, but the central premise won't.
5. A beautiful cover gifted to me by a friend! I love it!
Theme: People must be self-reliant, strong, and resilient to succeed.
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Etc? ! The original one is still the interstellar ABO world view? !
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"Yuanyuan's cuteness makes a big fuss" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
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Is this the end? I thought there would be a side story
DaDa, you are so great. Why are you so awesome? Your writing is so good. I really like it so much. Come on DaDa, I love you. Tweet. (Press my little paw, snap~)
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""I didn't mean that, but..." This is a big bug for the author~ If
2024.09.26, Punch in with one swipe.
Etc? ! The original one is still the interstellar ABO world view? !
There are no extras, there are so few and not enough to watch.
"Yuanyuan's cuteness makes a big fuss" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ head
Is this the end? I thought there would be a side story
DaDa, you are so great. Why are you so awesome? Your writing is so good. I really like it so much. Come on DaDa, I love you. Tweet. (Press my little paw, snap~)
Hahahahahaha I'm jealous