A Wealthy Family’s Secretary Ships Couples in a Ridiculous CEO Novel

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Su Yu is an outstanding secretary to a wealthy family. In public, he's gentlemanly and abstinent, with an elegant, refined air. In private, he's a sweet-romance enthusiast whose greatest pleasure in life is curling up under the covers to read romance novels. Then one day, he accidentally read a melodramatic novel and got so angry he literally died, unable to rest even after death...

Consumed by his obsession, Su Yu transmigrated into a book: that very melodramatic novel, titled "The Domineering CEO's Deep, Passionate Love." He took up his old job as the domineering CEO's secretary and swore to do everything in his power to bring the male lead and his love interest together!

The classic opening of a CEO romance:

The CEO gets drugged and ends up in bed with the love interest. Afterward, the love interest flees in tears, kicking off the classic pursuit: he chases, the other runs, and there's nowhere to escape.

Su Yu had already made a meticulous plan. While they were in bed together, he'd lock the door, swallow the key, and sit guard outside with a chair!

Let's see you escape now!

I'll have you two getting your marriage license tomorrow!

But the love interest would rather climb down from the 66th floor with his bare hands than run away.

Su Yu: "..."

Su Yu had just opened the hotel room door to let the domineering CEO out when someone lunged at him from behind and wrapped both arms tightly around him.

Lu Longting's hot breath brushed his cheek. His voice was seductive: "Man, you can't get away. Heh!"

Su Yu: "..."

Lu Longting's face was flushed, his eyes hazy, and he was breathing lightly. He lifted Su Yu's chin with one finger and asked in a sexy voice, "Man, you're playing with fire. Tell me, what's your name?"

"..."

"Man, speak! Answer my question!"

Su Yu's face was covered in metaphorical black lines. "..." The love interest had good reason to run away.

The classic CEO-romance plot: the love interest runs off with the baby.

Su Yu rushed to the airport to stop him and sneered, "Heh, you can't escape now!"

The love interest silently set down the broom in his hand, looking baffled. "...I just came here to work part-time as a cleaner."

Su Yu: "..."

The moment Su Yu turned around, Lu Longting had the airport surrounded and stormed over in a fury. He glared at Su Yu through clenched teeth. "Damn it, in the three minutes and five seconds since you left, I actually found myself missing you!"

Su Yu, pinned against the wall: "You've got the wrong guy..."

Lu Longting: "Man, you did it. I admit I'm fascinated by you."

Su Yu, utterly hopeless: "..." Why doesn't a psychiatric hospital take him in?

Lu Longting's eyes were icy. "Where's my baby?"

A fat orange cat crawled out of Su Yu's arms with a cat treat in its mouth and yawned lazily.

Lu Longting narrowed his eyes. "Why is my baby a ginger? Wang must have seduced you! The weather's turning..."

Su Yu: "..." I think I shipped the wrong couple.

The love interest, munching on sunflower seeds nearby: "You two are so sweet. I love shipping you!"

Notes:

1. A secretary from a wealthy family who loves shipping couples and can't stop complaining about the love interest X a ridiculous, domineering CEO with an astonishing thought process and a screw loose.

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3. A no-brain comedy with no logic, just for laughs.

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Blurb:

Jiang Zhi is an outstanding doctor to a wealthy family, specializing in all kinds of difficult cases. He's already familiar with every melodramatic novel trope and is completely immune to them, impervious to every kind of poison.

No matter how crazy a domineering CEO gets, Jiang Zhi can handle him perfectly. The secret is simple: give as good as you get, and never indulge him!

Then Jiang Zhi transmigrated into a melodramatic novel titled "The Cold Young Master’s Darling Husband Escapes 99 Times: First the Baby, Then Love." He took his defiant, ready-to-argue-with-the-world attitude to its fullest, leaving the domineering CEO completely dumbfounded.

The Cold Young Master is the devoted second male lead in the story. All he wants is the love interest, because the love interest once saved him.

Jiang Zhi gave a disdainful sneer. "Are you fucking blind? I'm the one who saved you! He's not a doctor. How could he save you?"

The Cold Young Master narrowed his eyes. "I don't believe you."

Jiang Zhi: "With your IQ, you really shouldn't be so confident."

The Cold Young Master: "..."

Later, to save the love interest from his family's bankruptcy, the Cold Young Master had no choice but to compromise and find someone to marry. He threw a prenuptial agreement in front of Jiang Zhi, cold air radiating from him. "Man, sign it. You have no right to refuse!"

Jiang Zhi rolled his eyes. "You think I'll sign just because you say so? I'm expensive. First tell me how much the bride price is!"

The Cold Young Master: "..."

Jiang Zhi understood from his reaction and immediately started cursing. "You bastard, you want to get me for free? Get lost!"

Leng Sihan's lips curled silently. Heh, this man is interesting.

Not long afterward, Leng Sihan was drugged. Jiang Zhi arrived in time, but the two unexpectedly ended up in bed together.

Afterward, Jiang Zhi pulled up his pants and left. "We're adults. Don't take it too seriously."

Leng Sihan, however, searched the whole world like a madman for the person from that night.

Jiang Zhi: "?" This guy can't take what he dishes out.

One day, Leng Sihan came across a blue-eyed Czech Wolfdog puppy.

He was stunned. This puppy looks exactly like I did as a child!

Leng Sihan's eyes were icy. "I want every last detail about this puppy in three minutes!"

When he learned that Jiang Zhi had given birth to the puppy, he angrily grabbed Jiang Zhi by the wrist. "You were the one from that night! Damn it, man, you secretly had my baby?!"

Jiang Zhi was speechless. "Give me a break. Who was the one clinging to me that night? You were practically throwing yourself at me. Why would I need to steal your stuff? Get a grip. You can't even tell a scallion from a clove of garlic."

Leng Sihan gave a seductive smile. "Interesting. Man, you've successfully caught my attention."

Jiang Zhi: "...Speak like a normal person. Don't make me slap you."

[World-Weary Doctor from a Wealthy Family Who Argues with Everyone X Cold, Harsh, Neurotic CEO Who Says One Thing and Means Another]

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