Tagline: You really are something
CP: A crazy, pure-hearted powerhouse seme who takes every comment on the screen as gospel and talks himself into love, and a straight-laced, workaholic uke who transmigrates into a book, becomes desperate to survive, and focuses solely on getting stronger so he can run away
1.
Yan Junxiao transmigrates into a book and becomes the trusted aide of the original story's greatest villain. According to the plot, he is doomed to die a gruesome death before long.
To survive, Yan Junxiao trains hard, dives into secret realms again and again, and works himself to the bone until he becomes so ridiculously dedicated that he goes from the villain's trusted aide to his greatest threat.
He doesn't manage to escape, and instead realizes the villain has started looking at him more and more strangely.
Yan Junxiao: Y-you have to let me explain! I wasn't trying to steal your opportunities! I just wanted to get stronger so I could fight alongside you against our enemies!
Villain: Liar. You were clearly planning to fake your death and escape.
Yan Junxiao: ??
2.
Fu Ming was once a powerful cultivator, but an unexpected encounter granted him the ability to see comments on the original story.
Thanks to this ability, he learned many things that left him utterly shocked.
What?! He's the villain?!
What?! The seven great sects will join forces to attack him?!
What?! His close friend will become his only trusted aide?!
What?! His trusted aide is going to die soon?!
With spoilers at his disposal, Fu Ming's path became smooth sailing. He became the revered lord of the Demon Realm, broke through to a new cultivation level earlier than in the original story, and slaughtered his way through his enemies.
At the same time, he did everything in his power to rewrite his aide's destined death, at the cost of being treated like a lunatic by him.
After his aide had barely survived one peril after another, Fu Ming saw a new comment.
[I'm shipping them! Villain, your wife is mad at you! Go make it up to him already!]
[Hahahahaha, your wife is going to run away!]
Fu Ming froze, and his mind went into overdrive.
W-wife? What wife? His future trusted aide, his dearest friend, would become his... his... cultivation partner?
So I care about him this much because I have those kinds of feelings for him?
If that's the case... it actually doesn't sound too bad?
Taking the shipper comments at face value, Fu Ming blushed and awkwardly chased after Junxiao, who was preparing to run away. When Junxiao asked what he wanted, Fu Ming stammered and stumbled over his words.
At last, he managed to blurt out, "Just now... I was too harsh with you. Junxiao, don't take it to heart."
Seeing him like this, Yan Junxiao's eyes widened in shock!
You're the crazy villain! You know you're acting out of character, right?!
[Bonus skit, not to be taken seriously]
Yan Junxiao: Get a grip!! Those are comments, not spoilers, prophecies, a heavenly text, or the will of heaven! And I'm not your wife!
Fu Ming: Then it must be a heart demon. Deep down, I want you to be my wife, so I saw those things.
Yan Junxiao: What if the comments said I'd betray you and get you killed? Would you believe them then?
Fu Ming: That would definitely be superstition. Don't listen to the comments' nonsense.
Yan Junxiao: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Theme: People should fight for their own destiny and never give up lightly