After the Demon Lord Became a Tentacle Monster's Dad

In his past life, Yan Kongjin was betrayed by his subordinates. Given another chance, he resolves to go completely mad!

Hypocrites, die! Real villains, die!

The disloyal, die! The unrighteous, die!

Die, die, die! Even if heaven and earth reject him and immortals and demons alike abandon him, he'll kill his way through everything in his path!

Then, the moment he opens his eyes, a pitch-black tentacle monster wriggles into his belly and crisply chirps, "Daddy!"

Yan Kongjin: ...

What the hell is this thing?! I'm not your father! Get out of my stomach!

But no matter what he tries, even cutting open his own belly, Yan Kongjin can't get the thing out of his body. He has no choice but to hunt down his old enemies for revenge while carrying this thing around.

So his enemies find that in the middle of a fight, Yan Kongjin will suddenly break down and yell at his stomach:

"Eat, eat, eat! All you ever do is eat! You had five roast chickens yesterday and you still want more!"

"I'm fighting here, you little menace! Why aren't you wearing clothes, you little black thing? This is so annoying! I'll strip his clothes off for you after I kill him!"

"Shut up! If you cry again, I'll cut open my belly once more. Let's see whether you kill me first or I kill you!"

His enemies: ...Is there something seriously wrong with him?

Becoming a dad was one thing. Yan Kongjin gritted his teeth and accepted it. But one day, he found his mortal enemy, who'd always been at odds with him, badly wounded by the roadside. He was debating whether to kill him or kill him when the tentacle monster in his belly suddenly popped out and dove into his enemy's arms, nuzzling him as it sweetly called, "Mama!"

Ling Wushuang, who had just woken up, was cold and heartless, hailed as the aloof flower atop the immortal sect. He was... speechless.

But the little coal-black tentacle monster was still excitedly shouting at Yan Kongjin: "Daddy! I found Mama!"

Ling Wushuang raises a hand to stroke the tentacle monster, then looks at Yan Kongjin in confusion and calls out, in a daze:

"Husband?"

Yan Kongjin, who was just considering how Ling Wushuang should die: ...

Huh...why does this feel kind of good?

So now he's got two tagalongs instead of one.

But it isn't all bad. Later, whenever he fights someone, two figures always dash to his sides, one on each side

"Bad guy! Don't hurt my daddy!"

"You scoundrel! Don't you dare hurt my husband!"

Yan Kongjin, who doesn't get to do anything at all: ...

I-is that... actually kind of nice?

No one knows that Immortal Venerable Ling Wushuang had secretly loved Demon Venerable Yan Kongjin for over a thousand years. After Yan Kongjin died, he resolved to go mad and crush everyone who had plotted against him. But then he lost his memory and, by sheer coincidence, fulfilled the fantasy he'd buried deep in his heart.

However, once all the stupid, foolish things he'd done while amnesiac came back to him, he was so embarrassed that he turned into an ostrich and ran straight back to the immortal palace.

After waking up to find only a cold bed, Yan Kongjin, who had just spent the night having "three hundred rounds" with Ling Wushuang: ???

Where's my partner? Where's my enormous partner?

That day, the demon who had returned from the dead attacked the immortal sect. He stood casually among the clouds, looking down at the wary disciples below.

"I have not come here to fight. I am here to accuse your Lord Jingheng of seducing me, then abandoning his husband and daughter. He's made me unable to sleep at night, and is the most despicable traitor under heaven!"

A little girl with two buns in her hair and a pink dress peeks out from behind him, eyes brimming with tears as she cries, "Mama, Nannan misses you so much..."

Yan Kongjin pats her head: That's my girl. Cry louder! I'll buy you roast chicken when we get back!

The little tentacle monster: Slurp! You got it!

Ling Wushuang, watching the whole time: face turning so red he explodes on the spot.jpg

[The irritable Demon Venerable top who meant to be wicked and domineering but ends up a miserable family man and dad]

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[The cold, ruthless mountain of ice when clearheaded, but simple and gullible when confused, Immortal Venerable bottom]

Yan Kongjin × Ling Wushuang

P.S. The top is genuinely ruthless. When he says he'll cut open his belly, he really does it.

This should be a funny story about a family of three.

The synopsis and premise were saved on 2024-01-21.

Theme: Do happy things with the person you love.