How to Reach the Top of the Jujutsu World with Conceptual Plants

Bad news:

You close your eyes and transmigrate into a world of sorcery with a danger rating of five stars.

Seeing how so many people end up dead or maimed, cold sweat trickles down your face.

But here's some good news:

You have a golden finger: the game you stay up every night playing, planning your defenses to protect your brains, Plants vs. Zombies!

You can summon plants to fight for you. Their special abilities work not only on zombies, but on every kind of creature.

And even better news: you're here before the story begins, back in Gojo Satoru's student days.

Remembering Shibuya getting wiped out by Sukuna and the Brain's bizarre dream of making humanity evolve, you set your gaze.

These heartless bastards need to see what a conceptual powerhouse can do!!

It's your turn: draw a card!

[Congratulations, you got the plant "Threepeater"!]

During combat training, Gojo Satoru grins confidently, using his Limitless technique to leap into the air and prepare to deal you a fatal blow.

"You just... took both feet off the ground, right?!"

Gojo Satoru: ?

The next second, Suguru Geto, watching the match, sees a white-haired man like a dandelion get blown into the sky by a Threepeater with a face, turning into a shooting star.

"...Whoa," Suguru Geto says, eyes wide.

[Threepeater: Anything in the air is my business. That's how the code is written.]

It's still your turn: draw a card!

[Congratulations, you got the plant "Chomper"!]

When Toji Fushiguro ambushes you, you don't panic at all.

He laughs wildly and charges at you, swinging the Inverted Spear of Heaven.

"You... entered its attack range, right?"

Toji Fushiguro: ?

The next second, Chomper swallows him whole.

Whether you're carrying a door or driving a car, how could they not count as part of you? If you dare come close, Chomper dares to eat you.

Watching Toji Fushiguro get chewed up by Chomper, with only one hand sticking out, Gojo Satoru quietly lowers the hand he was about to use to cast Blue.

[Chomper: I don't know. He came over, so I ate him. What's wrong with that?]

It doesn't take long before the higher-ups start pressuring you.

As if. Even without a golden finger, you were stubborn enough not to bow to the bosses. Now you're even more lawless.

You go to his house, set up a Cob Cannon, and hold a Cherry Bomb in your hand as you smile at him.

"What did you just say? That I'm suspicious, and that you're going to dock my pay and punish me?"

"...You heard wrong. I'm the suspicious one, and I'm the one who should be punished." The higher-up stares at his demolished mansion, breaking into a cold sweat.

Looking at all your hard work, you nod in satisfaction.

The entire jujutsu world is now harmonious and thriving. Suguru Geto hasn't defected, you've captured Toji Fushiguro and put him to work, and the higher-ups are "sensible" and "well-behaved."

You take another look at your dazzling collection of plant cards.

Great, there's absolutely no need to fear the Brain. In the face of nuclear weapons, all schemes and plots are useless.

There shouldn't be anything else to worry about now, right?

"Natsu-chan~ Your cactus just pricked my hand. It hurts so much. Blow on it for me~" Gojo Satoru bats his sparkling eyes and holds up a finger with not a mark on it.

...Oh no. You forgot there was still one more headache you hadn't dealt with.

And so, under the exasperated gaze of everyone at Jujutsu High, you and Gojo Satoru enact your daily game of chase.

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